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A fattish man drinking beer?

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No, a fit man taking out a concealed beer from a wtf looking bag.

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Instant dadbod.

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It comes in various types.

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You can wear it anywhere...

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... and creep out friends and family.

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It's useful.

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Tired after a day of shopping at the mall?

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Have a cold one, maybe?