Couple Advertises "Post Pandemic Orgy" and Horny Folks Line up for It

It's always horny in Philadelphia.

By nootens

Published 4 years ago in Funny

If the thought of a "post pandemic orgy" sounds like a bad idea, you're not alone. But if it sounds like a good idea, you'd find a lot of people eager to agree with you as well.

This week, a couple in Philadelphia decided to organize a mass orgy to take place when quarantine protocols are no longer in effect. Anyone can submit an application to PanPhillyOrgy@gmail.com and be comforted to know that refreshments will be served.

But the funny thing about this is that people have been asking for a post pandemic orgy ever since the quarantine started. Basically the day after it went into effect in the U.S., horny folks have been itching to do the dirty in a big puddle of mud.

What follows is a full timeline of overt horniness showing how badly quarantine has made people want to partake in group sex.

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This flyer is for the real orgy that will take place in Philadelphia once the pandemic is over. Avengers costumes optional.
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The sex party will probably cause some infection rates to rise, but these people are prepared for that risk.
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But this idea isn't new. People have been thinking about this orgy since as early as March 15th, when the quarantine first started.

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Is there always an orgy after a pandemic? Hmm, good question.
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A week without human contact makes the human body hunger for sex.

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The thirst levels are unquenchable.

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"Unforgivable" is right.
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What's worse: multiple smaller orgies happening all over the place, or one giant orgy in the middle of Nebraska?

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When the OnlyFans accounts chime in, you know it's going down.
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A national orgy would be unheard of. Maybe table that idea for now.
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Orgy expectations.

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Tacos would be such a gross and messy orgy snack.
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Isn't this the start to World War Z?
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Just like the founding fathers imagined.

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Orgy reality.
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Sounds more like a nightmare.
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Sounds more like a nightmare.

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Someone may also be starting a Nic Cage–themed orgy, if you're looking to root around in anyone's national treasures.
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At least one voice of reason out here. And let's try to keep the orgies indoors, thank you.