Stolen Valor: 30 Non-Plumbers With Plumber Cracks

If you don't know the trade, don't wear the uniform.

Published 6 months ago in Funny

There's only one kind of crack that's acceptable to flaunt around in public, and that's the one that belongs to the guy fixing my sink.

Sorry, the rest of you imitators need to put your cracks away. You don't get to wear the uniform if you don't know the trade.

Nobody wants to see your crack out and about. But from the highest class to the lowest trash, everyone seems like they're addicted to showing their crack.

1
Catching the bus at the crack of dawn.

3
Kid Rock.
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Lenny Kravitz.
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“I was graced with the view of this woman’s crack today.”

8
Joe Burrow at LSU.
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An overdose of crack.
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“Crack kills. Be careful kids.”

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Mark Wahlberg showing off his “cupping” at the gym, along with his crack.
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Vicious parking lot crack attack.
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Don’t let this crack distract you from the light up testicles attached to a hat.