The only holiday that explicitly encourages, nay, celebrates getting absolute hammered drunk.
So crack open a Guinness, pour it into a glass (correctly), turn on 'Boondock Saints', shove some potatoes and corned beef down your gullet and celebrate being 1/16th Irish.
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I love Jennifer Aniston.
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Listen, if it runs it runs.
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How New Orleans does St. Patrick's Day.
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Already making spelling mistakes.
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Words wisdom Lloyd, words of wisdom.
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Irish more people were like these guys.
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LOL, what do you want from us? We go HAM over here in the states.
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Welcome to the club. We have jackets.
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Actually, Ireland never had snakes, the temperatures are too cold. Snakes = pagans. Now you know.
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Two of my favorite words to use.
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This seems safe and healthy.
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A wee bit o 'irish malarkey never hurt anybody.
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What else could a guy ask for?
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I don't think there is enough green in this pic.
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I can feel this cat's hangover.
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Irish and proud about it.
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Now I'm hungry for potatoes.
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Get it? Because it's all beer themed.
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Lol, alcohol is hilarious.
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I mean if you have to piss really bad...
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Yet here I am, an Irishman, stuck at work.
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Bro let's get wasted, bro.
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Riding shotgun on the struggle bus.
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Honestly looks super comfy.
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My sister's husband's great great grandfather was 1/18th Irish.
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Name something more beautiful. I'll wait...
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"That wasn't me, that was Patricia."
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Shrek! I'm a donkey, Shrek!
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Mmm, looks super healthy.
