Why The F Do You Have a Kid?
some of the funniest and most disturbing answers to the question, why the fuck do you have a kid?
By Falthor
Published 15 years ago
some of the funniest and most disturbing answers to the question, why the fuck do you have a kid?
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Cuase daddy needed a party buddy
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Cause Python is the other other white meat.
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cause everything is hotter with Guns involved.
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Cause Daddy's penis always did suck.
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Mommy had self esteem problems...
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um I don't know what to say here....
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Cause there were extra seats in the back of the truck anyways
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Casue the football team really needed their support.
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What better way to show off your guns?
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Casue a Pet Crocodile wasn't enough
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Cause one tampon monster wasn't enough
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Cause it was a one night stand.
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The Python got sick of eating rats
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Cause someone needed to make the chicken...
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Cause there was a second seat on the stroller anyways
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Mommy didn't care enough about herself
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Someone's got to do the coke leftover on the counter
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