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And They Think They’re Better Than Us: Study Shows Europeans Don’t Wash Hands After Pooping

For many dudes, washing your hands after peeing is more of a “vibes”-based choice. However, a post-poop hand wash is simply a must… or so we think.

French Women Are Falling in Love With Americans Because of Their Pickup Trucks

A TikTok from the account songsbynoe shows a French woman’s reaction to riding in the back of a pickup truck for the first time, and let’s just say it was love at first… cargo bed.

10 National Anthem Performances Filled to the Brim with Cringe

In the wake of last night's dreadful National Anthem performance by recording artist, Conan Gray, we've decided to round up some of the all-time worst.

Gunman Opens Fire at Craig Robinson Comedy Show

Craig Robinson was set to perform at the Comedy Zone Saturday night.

Mark Zuckerberg's 'Patriotism' Gets Torched Online

Just Zuck out here doing totally normal human things.

Florida Doesn't Care What You Think about It, Cletus Driving Boat Yeets Himself Out of Lake

Florida is like the place you hear about in fairytales. You'll never go there, but you've heard stories. What else is there to say at this point?

Since West Virginia's COVID Vaccine Prize Is a Gun, We Came up with Prizes for Each State

Every state's COVID-19 vaccination prizes (in alphabetical order.)

The Donald Trump Time Traveler Theory Explained

What might be the greatest shitpost of all time might not be a shitpost at all.

Why the Bidet Never Caught on in America

Bidets have been around for quite a while, but they've only recently started making a splash in America.

Donald Trump Wants To Buy Greenland

We already own a warm island, why not buy a cold one?

This Guy Sent ISIS his Resume and Now He's Probably Going to Jail

An English teacher thought it was a good idea to send his resume to ISIS while living in Mosul. Let's just say he's gonna probably go to jail.

Why We Hate Soccer

An eBaum's World guide to Soccer, the world's biggest circle jerk.

One Person Killed, 17 Taken to Hospitals After Kentucky High School Shooting

County officials say the shooter is in custody. More as the story develops.

Immigration Agents Raid Dozens of 7-Eleven Stores Across the U.S.