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Dude Falls From Pole as England Cricket Celebrations Get Rowdy

An Englishman attempting to tie an Indian flag to the top of a London Underground sign fell on his behind while English-Indian fans celebrated India's recent cricket win.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 10 months ago in Funny

NFT Nick Is the Most Community-Noted Crypto Bro of All Time

If you’ve been on X/Twitter as of late, you’ve probably noticed a Yertle the Turtle-looking dude who keeps posting about how much money he has, only to get roasted by Community Notes.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Move Over Stanley Cups, Trader Joe’s Mini Totes Are the New Hyperfixation

The Stanley Cup craze is still fresh in our memories, but many people have already moved on to the next fad, and apparently, it’s Trader Joe’s mini totes.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Sovereign Citizen' Arrested for Driving Without A License

Living in a society ain’t easy — and all of us, of course, live in a society.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'It's a Prank Bro': Guys Try to Get Out of Robbery by Saying They Were Just Kidding

Some people just can’t take a joke.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Do We Tell Him': Horny Dude Doesn't Understand Why His Explore Page Is Full of Boobs

Everybody knows that the Instagram algorithm is ruthless.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Everything Wrong With DoorDash in One Simple Viral Text Message

Many commenters were quick to condemn the driver, with one urging the OP to report them, adding, “If she’s dashing, she literally has access to daily money. She’s lying and 9 times out of 10, covering a habit.”

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Rudy Giuliani Has the Worst Rizz of All Time

Earlier this week, an excerpt from a $10 million lawsuit accusing the ex-New York City Mayor of rape and long-running sexual abuse made the rounds on social media.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

For The Love Of God, Stop Giving Servers Fake Jesus Money

“It should be legal to assault people who do this.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Apple Vision Pros Are a Retirement Investment Strategy for Grindset Bros

Grindset bros have been giving people creative, albeit laughable financial advice ever since there’s been an internet for them to post it on.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I Make Sure My Man Nuts At Least 6 or 7 Times a Day': OnlyFans Model Talks About How Much She Pleasures Her Man

While Dick Destroyer December may be eight months away, it’s never too early to start training – just ask OnlyFans creator Vicky Banxxx, who pledged her allegiance to making her man cum 6-7 times per day.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

A Basement Hacker Just Blew Open Gwyneth Paltrow's Court Case

The “hacking” in question? Creating an account on the Meetup app.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs

Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The IRS Reminds Taxpayers to Report Gains From Stolen Property and Illegal Activities

Bad news for thieves, scammers and basically everyone except for that one woman on Extreme Cheapskates who stole her family’s belongings throughout the year only to return them at Christmas time, well before EOY — the IRS is coming for you.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Here's Everything You to Know About the Awful Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco, Who Is Also Maybe Not the Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco

After five years of greatness, four more of decentness and a subsequent decade of controversy-ridden mediocrity, Panic! at the Disco has disbanded.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Faceplam - articles

Dude Falls From Pole as England Cricket Celebrations Get Rowdy

NFT Nick Is the Most Community-Noted Crypto Bro of All Time

Move Over Stanley Cups, Trader Joe’s Mini Totes Are the New Hyperfixation

'Sovereign Citizen' Arrested for Driving Without A License

'It's a Prank Bro': Guys Try to Get Out of Robbery by Saying They Were Just Kidding

'Do We Tell Him': Horny Dude Doesn't Understand Why His Explore Page Is Full of Boobs

Everything Wrong With DoorDash in One Simple Viral Text Message

Rudy Giuliani Has the Worst Rizz of All Time

For The Love Of God, Stop Giving Servers Fake Jesus Money

Apple Vision Pros Are a Retirement Investment Strategy for Grindset Bros

'I Make Sure My Man Nuts At Least 6 or 7 Times a Day': OnlyFans Model Talks About How Much She Pleasures Her Man

A Basement Hacker Just Blew Open Gwyneth Paltrow's Court Case

“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs

The IRS Reminds Taxpayers to Report Gains From Stolen Property and Illegal Activities

Here's Everything You to Know About the Awful Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco, Who Is Also Maybe Not the Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco

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