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Drunk Woman Tells Her Neighbors They're Laughing Too Loud in the Middle of the Day

Don't you love neighborly neighbors?

Tesla Bro Breaks His Cybertruck After... Taking it Through a Car Wash

Recently, Tesla announced that it would be recalling all of the Cybertrucks that it has currently sold.

Dude Goes to McDonald’s Wearing 50 Sprays of Nautica Blue Cologne

At some level, this is biological warfare.

NPC TikToker Breaks Character, Cusses Out Viewers for Not Sending Him Enough Gifts

If you thought TikTok was weird, TikTok Lives are another beast entirely.

Woman Infuriated After Her Clips Were Used in An ED Pill Advertisement Without Her Consent

Unchecked A.I.’s reign of terror continues with one woman taking to TikTok to share the story of how her likeness was used to advertise an erectile dysfunction medication without her knowledge or consent.

Man Roasts His Banker Colleagues for Their Massive and Unnecessary Pickup Trucks

Some people just love to flirt with danger.

Cybertruck Owner Takes Truck in to Get Repairs and Gets It Returned More Damaged Than It Was Originally

Did you know that if you take your Cybertruck through a carwash it voids its warranty?

No One Is Actually Reading Your Resume, Says Ex-Google Employee Who Applied to 100 Jobs Under the Name ‘Kismma D. Nhuhts’

A former Google employee, Jerry Lee, discovered as much after he conducted a little experiment in which he applied for over 100 jobs using the name “Kismma D. Nhuhts” and actually found himself being offered 29 interviews.

Fan Flees Yu-Gi-Oh Convention Because It Smelled So Bad

What do you imagine a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament smells like?

Cleanup Crew Tackles Room of Man Who Hadn’t Cleaned in 8 Years

Fellas, clean your room.

Bride Takes the Mic after Pastor Says Marriage Is Only Between a ‘Man and a Woman’

There’s a lot of stress that comes with getting married.

Meet Capitalism’s Latest Innovation: Underpaid Cashiers Zooming in From the Philippines

As we all know, capitalism breeds innovation.

Crane Accidentally Drops Shipping Container Into Family's Front Yard

Taking door-to-door delivery a bit too seriously.

Russian Republic Bans All Music That’s Too Fast or Too Slow

Sorry, hardcore fans — if you’re looking for a place to host your next party, you’re going to have to count out Chechnya.

Elon Musk Confirms He Has a Burner Account Where He Pretends to Be a Baby

Watching Elon Musk’s daily life has many people reacting like the mom in The Babadook — i.e. frantically screaming “WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL?!”

Surprisingly, Everyone Who Stared At the Sun Is Now Complaining of Eye Pain

Yesterday, an eclipse was visible across the United States.

British Boat Race in Poop Water Leaves Everyone Sick

The sanctity of the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race was recently tarnished after contestants had to contest with literal poo in the water, which some claimed resulted in their being infected with E.coli prior to the race.

Woman States Not All Girls Should Wear Crop Tops, Resulting in Everyone Wearing Crop Tops

In a desperate bid to become influencers, thousands of people take to TikTok daily to share thoughts that nobody needed to hear on topics nobody wants to discuss.

‘The Blunt’s Gone’: Dude Falls 30-Feet Out of Tree Hammock

There’s nothing better than a hammock on a summer’s day. Add a view and a blunt to the mix? Mmm! Life is good.

Guy Fired After He Stocked Department Store Shelves, Decides to Undo His Work

This is going to be pretty awkward in the exit interview. After allegedly getting fired from his job, one grocery worker decided to exact his revenge.

TikToker’s ‘PowerPoint Night’ Sounds like Actual Hell

Hosting a dinner party with friends? Fun. Hosting a PowerPoint party with friends? What the hell is wrong with you?

Crypto Bros Bought $29k of Coin Even After Creator Promised to Scam Them

If you’ve spent any time in the crypto space, you’re probably familiar with the concept of a “rug pull.”

Husband Learns His Wife Left Him for An 19-Year-Old Through Reddit

In what I’m hoping beyond hope is a fake post, a man took to Reddit to ask for advice after getting into an argument with his wife about how much one-on-one time she’s been spending with a male friend who happens to be 11 years her junior.

French Diver Slips Off Board, Belly Flops Into Pool As President Emmanuel Macron Watches

‘A.I.: Actually Indians’: Amazon’s ‘Just Walk Out’ Store Checkout ‘Program’ Was Really Run By a Group of Dudes In India

While it seems like A.I. is quickly becoming ubiquitous and inescapable, its increased influence and popularity hasn’t been without its hurdles.