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Construction Worker Hangs From Pallet 30 Floors In the Air
One very unlucky construction worker took the old adage of going “above and beyond” for one’s job a little too literally, finding himself dangling 30 stories above the ground in a high-rise incident gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Indian Actress Pisses Off Internet After Faking Death to Raise Cervical Cancer Awareness
Though model Poonam Pandey may have intended to raise awareness surrounding cervical cancer, on social media, she wound up inadvertently raising awareness of the ails of faking one’s death.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

All the Stupid Things People Are Doing With the Apple Vision Pro
Days after Apple released their new headset, the $3,499 Apple Vision Pro, it appears several tech dudes have already decided to hop on the bandwagon of transforming their entire reality into an ADHD-fueled Subway Surfers meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikToker Comes Under Fire for Selling Trader Joe’s-Style Tote Bags for $120
Influencer Emily Mariko, of Emily Mariko’s Salmon Rice Bowl fame, has gone viral yet again — this time for advertising to her followers a tote bag that many are calling overpriced and insulting.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Drunk Guy Gets Dealt With After Refusing to Pay For Massage
Though one drunk dude may have tried to keep his buzz going with a nice, relaxing massage, he wound up getting pounded in a very different way, getting his a— kicked by massage parlor staffers after attempting to stiff the bill.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Family Is Way Too Chill as Their Neighbors Have a Shootout
Picture this, it's a beautiful day, your entire family is out in the yard having a BBQ, and all of a sudden you hear a barrage of gunshots coming from your neighbor's yard. Do you 1.) stand there like nothing is going on, or 2.) run like hell and find cov
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facebook Moms Want to Secede from the U.S. But Are Worried about Losing Government Assistance
There's been a lot of talk over these last few weeks about states, mostly Texas, and their hangers, wanting to secede from the United States of America. And while they aren't the first to drum the debate and they won't be the last, there is one group of p
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Spoilers: Fans Upset That Batman Dies at the End of ‘Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League’
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is a new game by Rocksteady Studios and Warner Bros. Games, set in their iconic Arkham Batman universe. And spoiler alert, it has no qualms delivering on its title. They kill Batman at the end, and people are serious
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

YouTuber Gets Taste of His Own Medicine after Dousing Hardware Store Shoppers with Water in ‘Prank’
Though one a-hole YouTuber may have headed to his local hardware store — hose in tow — in pursuit of likes and clicks, he got a whole lot more than he bargained for after angry shoppers gave him a taste of his own medicine.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’m Jesus!’: ‘That’s So Raven’ Star Throws Tantrum after Getting Booted from Restaurant
Despite starring in Disney Channel’s That’s So Raven, actor Orlando Brown still couldn't predict the consequences of his actions, getting the boot from TAO Los Angeles after going off at a server.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Some Idiot Actually Let Elon Implant a Chip In Their Brain
The news surrounding Elon Musk’s Neuralink hasn’t been great. Ever since the company launched in 2016 with the promise of revolutionizing the way people interface with computers, they’ve hit hurdle after hurdle — and not just because people are understand
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’m Dealing With Idiots!’: Detroit Fan Loses It After Lions Loss
While no Detroit Lions fan was thrilled that their team lost to the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, one member of Lions’ Nation was particularly pissed, taking his anger out on his television set.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Drunk Driver Crashes into Mom and Pop Chinese Restaurant
According to ABC 7 New York, Lauren Potter, 39 was arrested on Friday night and charged with a DWI for crashing her car into a parked car, sending both of the vehicles through the storefront of a local family-owned Chinese restaurant.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

The Mona Lisa Got Soup’d
Though the eyes of Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa are said to follow everyone who dares look in her direction, it appears the fine art icon managed to let a few visitors slip from her gaze —specifically two soup-wielding protesters coming to soak her in wh
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Distressed Disneyland Paris Workers Try to Stop Mom from Escaping Stuck ‘It's a Small World’ Ride
Though she may have been in the house of the mouse, one mom decided to make her own rules, yanking her kids off of the boat during a trip on "it's a small world.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Vying for Darwin Award Vows to Eat Raw Chicken Every Day Until He Gets a Tummy Ache
It’s been well established that dudes rock, but sometimes, some dudes can rock a little too hard, as one man on Instagram is currently demonstrating with his plan to eat raw chicken on a daily basis.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Oversharer of the Week: Woman Tells the Story of Marrying Her High School English Teacher
When the New York Times published an opinion piece with the title “We Should All Know Less About Each Other” in late 2021, oversharing on TikTok hadn’t even reached the fever pitch it’s currently experiencing. Now, more than ever, it’s crucial that we all
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Firehouse Subs Chain Owner Allegedly Refuses to Shovel His Walkway, Resulting in Injury to Employee’s Dad
The owner of a Firehouse Subs franchise in Indiana has come under fire for failing to salt the walkways in front of the store, resulting in a local dad falling over and fairly seriously injuring his face.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm