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16-Year-Old 'Conservative Commenter' Gets Roasted Hard After Making a Fake Sarah Huckabee Bud Light

Ever since Bud Light created a limited edition can featuring transgender ambassador Dylan Mulvaney’s face, conservatives around the country have been boycotting and destroying Anheuser-Busch products.

'Incest In Peace': The UN Calls For Peaceful Incest On Twitter

The United Nations: The global champions of world peace – and the people who really wanna destigmatize fucking your cousins.

The Newest Toxic Body Challenge: Can You Fit Through a Tennis Racket?

TikTok has never been the healthiest app when it comes to body image.

Dinosaur Reconstructions That Are Complete Bullshit

As kids, we were all obsessed with dinosaurs, and rightfully so as dinosaurs are fucking cool as hell.

Woman Accidentally Wes Anderson-ifies Herself Getting Laid Off

The Wes Anderson TikTok trend is genuinely delightful. Though all the symmetry and pastel colors could not shield one woman from filming herself getting fired as she participated in it.

Wife Makes Her Picky Husband Nachos Because He Refuses to Eat Anything Else

“My husband didn’t eat the dinner that I made so let’s make him some nachos,” @themamabrianna began her TikTok.

There Is Not a Single Angle That You Can't See the Disneyland Fire From

On Saturday, April 22, Disneyland made headlines after a performance of its nighttime show Fantasmick quite literally went up in flames, the show’s centerpiece, a 45-foot animatronic Maleficent dragon, catching fire.

Utah House Slides Down a Mountain, People are Calling the Return of the Poltergeist

Last October, city building officials in Draper, Utah declared that two cliff-top homes on East Springtime Road were “unfit for human habitation.” On Saturday, those two homes were filmed crumbling down the side of a cliff.

Airbnb Guests Post TikTok With Too Many People, Host Finds it and Roasts Them

AirBnBs aren’t what they used to be.

This Costco Cake Design Is the Ultimate Unintentional Troll Job

Earlier this week, u/FlipDemStocks took to r/Funny to share a tragic tale of Costco woe — recieving an Amelia Bedelia-ass take on the cake that they requested.

Congressman Embarrasses Himself Asking TikTok CEO How WiFi Works

"Mr, Chew, does TikTok access the home wifi network?" asked North Carolina Rep. Richard Hudson about an hour into questioning.

“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs

Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.

All the Dunks on Justin Roiland's "Justice" Tweet

The disgraced writer posted a photo to his Instagram and Twitter with a one-word caption; “Justice.”

‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

'Shopping Carts and the 1995 Jacksonville Jaguars' Are Only Exceptions to 'Rule 34'

Despite finding its origins nearly two decades ago, Rule 34 — the old internet adage that “If it exists, there is porn of it” — is still *(very) much applicable, a lesson the fine people r/AskReddit recently learned the hard way.

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap

On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.

'Aw Shit, Here We Go Again': Another Day, Another Train Derailment, This Time In Detroit

So, freight trains, if you’re reading this, please stop spilling your hazardous materials everywhere. This isn’t you.

All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'

An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.

'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day

On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.

Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge

On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.

Femcel Thinks All Men Are Secretly Gay

As one commenter put it, “y’all be reaching for the stars and it’s truly a talent.”

'This Doesn’t Happen To People Like Me': Harry Styles' Grammy Acceptance Speech Was Perfectly Out-of-Touch

Alongside nabbing Grammy Awards for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album, it seems alleged Chris Pine spitter Harry Styles nabbed another accolade while attending Sunday night’s award show: Most Entitled Man In Hollywood!

Netflix Backtracks On Password-Sharing Measures Claiming it Was an 'Error'

Netflix — running because Rita Ora so boldly walked.

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

To paraphrase the bard of the late 2000s, — Leave Britney Alone … even you, Alyssa Milano.