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Man’s Attempt to Jump Car Goes Horribly Wrong

If you’re considering jumping a car, you should make sure you can actually do it.

Dude Falls From Pole as England Cricket Celebrations Get Rowdy

An Englishman attempting to tie an Indian flag to the top of a London Underground sign fell on his behind while English-Indian fans celebrated India's recent cricket win.

‘What Was Bro Thinking?’: Wannabe Parkour Bro Needs to Rethink His Life Choices

Parkour is a sport like any other. Just kidding — it’s actually a roundabout way to turn your body to mush and your brain into Swiss cheese. Hey, that’s also football, so maybe it is a true sport after all!

Dad Spartan Kicks Man in Gorilla Suit After He Accidentally Kicked His Son

This is what it feels like clocking into work on a Monday morning.

Person Impaled By Butt Plug While Wearing It During an MRI Suing Maker of Sex Toy

Some people like wearing butt plugs. I personally don’t get it, but to each their own.

Woman Takes a Home Run to the Dome at Mets Game

It’s every kid’s dream to catch a home-run ball.

This Woman Is ‘Addicted’ to Spin Really, Really Fast on Roller Coasters

Earlier this week, a video began blowing up on X/Twitter that showed a person either having the time of their life or nearly dying on a roller coaster at Mall of America.

Pro Slapper Gets Hit So Hard His Head Does a 360

Slap fighting is a deceptively dangerous sport.

Model Plane Hobbyist Flies Plane Full Speed Into His Friend’s Head

Given all of the issues that have been happening with planes recently, it’s understandable that some people’s interests have turned from the large to the small.

Man Randomly Punching People On the Street Finds Someone to Hit Him Back

Topps Releases Custom Card for Woman Who Got Hit With 110mph Line Drive

Die-hard sports often get fun of for being a bit too attached to their favorite teams.

The Funniest and Most Brutal British Road Rage of All Time

This might be the best road rage video we've seen in a very long time.

Airport Employee Falls Out of Plane When Coworkers Yank Stairs from Under Him

Look before you leap: It’s advice that comes in handy more often than you’d think.

Home Plate Umpire Takes Pitch to the Gemstones

Baseball doesn’t seem that dangerous, all things considered.

This Is Why You Leave Your Luggage Behind When Taking a Plane’s Emergency Exit

If you’ve ever been on a plane, you’ve probably heard, and ignored, the safety instructions at the beginning of the flight.

This Is Why You Don’t Hop the Guardrails at the Grand Canyon

Warning signs are there for a reason.

This Lady Can’t Stop Getting Stung By Scorpions and Saying She’s Harnessing Their Power

There have always been people who seek alternative medicines and cures for their issues.

Drunk Motorcyclist Goes Flying After Crashing Straight On Into Car

Helmets are a lot like toilet paper: You don’t think about it until you really, really, need it.

Drunk Ninja Turtle Misjudges Crowd and Stage Dives Into the Dirt

The first rule of stage diving is, know your audience.

Moron Punches Security Guard and Gets Taken Out With a Spinning Kick

Though one unruly customer may have tried to give a store security guard a 1-2 punch, he wound up receiving something even worse — a 1-2 kick, taking a foot to the face in a now-viral brawl.

Climber Forgets to Attach His Rope, Pays the Price

Warning: The following video is graphic.

Firehouse Subs Chain Owner Allegedly Refuses to Shovel His Walkway, Resulting in Injury to Employee’s Dad

The owner of a Firehouse Subs franchise in Indiana has come under fire for failing to salt the walkways in front of the store, resulting in a local dad falling over and fairly seriously injuring his face.

Would-Be Robber Dragged Across Pavement After Trying to Steal Dude’s Phone

While one wannabe robber may have attempted to nab a brand new cell phone in a road rage brawl, she got way more than she bargained for — a whole lotta road rash.

Komodo Dragon is the Actual Throat GOAT After Swallowing Goat Whole

After roughly 80 years as the supreme of sloppy toppy, it appears late First Lady Nancy Reagan may have finally met her match — a goat-munching komodo dragon who took the title of “throat goat” to terrifying new heights.

Drag Queen Humbled After Crowd Surfing Fail

Drag performer Jan Sport brought a whole new meaning to the term “death drop” last weekend, plummeting to the floor in a crowd surfing stunt gone wrong.