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Guy Roasted After Attempting to Calculate Heroin Into His Macros

Hitting your macros ain’t easy.

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We Talked to a Guy Who Farted So Hard He Floated

Sorry, Criss Angel — it appears the secret to levitation isn’t in wires, light tricks or “magic” but rather a really, really strong fart, a discovery Redditor u/eatingcrayons666 made during one very fateful trip to the bathroom.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Young Thug Fans Are Fantasying About His Hog

On Tuesday, u/SaltyForeskin headed to r/YoungThug to ask just that, questioning how fellow fans would respond if the artist’s junk found its way to the world wide web with less-than-impressive results.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’ll Be One of the Guys!’: Dudebro Says Testosterone Shots Made Him Want to Drive a Big Truck

Lately, a lot of men are convinced that they have low testosterone.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Accidentally Gets Swingers Tattoo, Asks Reddit For Help With Cover-Up

“Long story short, it’s a Psych™ reference that I just love, but more than that it’s 100% a swinger thing,” they began their now-viral post, adding in an “Oop” for good measure.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Metal Turkey: Reddit is Begging Man to Throw Away Turkey That Turned Gray During Brining

Cooking is a delicate game.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Schrödinger’s Boobs’: Guys Try to Figure Out If Women Can Tell When They Take a Quick Peek

The No Stupid Questions subreddit truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Ultramarathoner Ran a 32-Mile Marathon in Their 0.07 Mile Cul-De-Sac

Ultramarathon runners are a different breed.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Older People Want to Know Why Young People Just Aren’t Getting Laid Anymore

The conversation about whether young people are still having sex and/or dating, and if not, why not, seems to be a never-ending one.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Worried His Job Is Spying On Him While He’s in the Bathroom

On-the-job monitoring is getting out of control.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Refuses to Bang GF Because It’s Double XP Week in ‘RuneScape’

RuneScape may have a new slogan: It’s better than bangin’.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wisconsinites Are Drawing Up Battle Plans For an Invasion of Minnesota, Chicago and Michigan

Despite their reputation as the United States’ resident cheeseheads, Wisconsinites aren’t nearly as nice as their “ope-s” and “you betcha-s” may make them seem.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Radioactive Furry Mails Woman a Sock of His "Toxic" Seed

Stories like these are the kind that remind you why it’s important to occasionally log off.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Redditor Says He Eats ‘Energy Toast,’ Confusing and Scaring Users

People on the internet can’t help but post their gross meals.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Woah!': Shirtless Softball Player Threatens Team Who Beat Them

One angry softball player proved that big blow-ups can come from little leagues, allegedly threatening his opponents after they beat his team in a community baseball game.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Redditor Says He Has ‘Apocalypse-Ready’ 2.5 TB Adult Video Collection

If there ever is a nearly world-ending apocalypse, cranking it is probably going to be one of the last things on your mind.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Redditor Complains About Working and Being Broke, Gets Exposed for Having an In-House Arcade

The world is unfair. Some people have real problems, while other people have elaborate gaming console collections.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

‘I Wouldn’t Get Too Spun Up About This Particular Action’: Doomsday Preppers Aren’t Worried About Russia’s Nuclear Strike Test

Recently, Russia conducted drills and simulated a nuclear strike just a few hours after its upper parliament took steps to revoke the country’s ratification of the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Deck-Loving Redditors Are Now Scared of Hot Tubs

Certain subreddits really show the dangers of joining an online community.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Magic Mushrooms Are Turning American Pilots Into Psychedelic Kamikazes’: Psychonauts Are Pissed the Alaska Airlines Pilot Has Tarnished Their Good Name

"I pulled both emergency shut-off handles because I thought I was dreaming and I just wanna wake up,” he reportedly said during his mile-high meltdown.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude With Trading Kink Is Way Too Horny to Play ‘Minecraft’

The internet is full of people sharing their horniness in ways you never thought possible.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Do I Have to Delete Prom Pics If I’m Middle Aged?’: Reddit Divided Over Hot Take Stating No One Should Ever Have Any Photos With Their Exes

Breaking news: Local Redditor has an insane opinion.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Hope You Didn’t Eat That’: Terrible Cook Asks for Advice on Why His Bechamel Turned Grey

Posting bad food is a cardinal sin of the internet.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Superstitious Parents Want Daughter to Marry a Pot

Relationships are difficult. Given that, it’s understandable that a growing number of Americans are single and loving it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'You Wouldn't Have Survived 10 Minutes': Redditor Roasted After Bragging That Surviving the Titanic "Wouldn't Be That Difficult"

Despite this apparently unshakable confidence, several fellow Redditors called cap.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Reddit - articles

Guy Roasted After Attempting to Calculate Heroin Into His Macros

We Talked to a Guy Who Farted So Hard He Floated

Young Thug Fans Are Fantasying About His Hog

‘I’ll Be One of the Guys!’: Dudebro Says Testosterone Shots Made Him Want to Drive a Big Truck

Man Accidentally Gets Swingers Tattoo, Asks Reddit For Help With Cover-Up

Metal Turkey: Reddit is Begging Man to Throw Away Turkey That Turned Gray During Brining

‘Schrödinger’s Boobs’: Guys Try to Figure Out If Women Can Tell When They Take a Quick Peek

This Ultramarathoner Ran a 32-Mile Marathon in Their 0.07 Mile Cul-De-Sac

Older People Want to Know Why Young People Just Aren’t Getting Laid Anymore

Dude Worried His Job Is Spying On Him While He’s in the Bathroom

Man Refuses to Bang GF Because It’s Double XP Week in ‘RuneScape’

Wisconsinites Are Drawing Up Battle Plans For an Invasion of Minnesota, Chicago and Michigan

Radioactive Furry Mails Woman a Sock of His "Toxic" Seed

Redditor Says He Eats ‘Energy Toast,’ Confusing and Scaring Users

'Woah!': Shirtless Softball Player Threatens Team Who Beat Them

Redditor Says He Has ‘Apocalypse-Ready’ 2.5 TB Adult Video Collection

Redditor Complains About Working and Being Broke, Gets Exposed for Having an In-House Arcade

‘I Wouldn’t Get Too Spun Up About This Particular Action’: Doomsday Preppers Aren’t Worried About Russia’s Nuclear Strike Test

Deck-Loving Redditors Are Now Scared of Hot Tubs

‘Magic Mushrooms Are Turning American Pilots Into Psychedelic Kamikazes’: Psychonauts Are Pissed the Alaska Airlines Pilot Has Tarnished Their Good Name

Dude With Trading Kink Is Way Too Horny to Play ‘Minecraft’

‘Do I Have to Delete Prom Pics If I’m Middle Aged?’: Reddit Divided Over Hot Take Stating No One Should Ever Have Any Photos With Their Exes

‘Hope You Didn’t Eat That’: Terrible Cook Asks for Advice on Why His Bechamel Turned Grey

Superstitious Parents Want Daughter to Marry a Pot

'You Wouldn't Have Survived 10 Minutes': Redditor Roasted After Bragging That Surviving the Titanic "Wouldn't Be That Difficult"

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