Stranded plane - videos

Here’s Your Daily Reminder to Stop Performing on Airplanes
I promise you, nobody wants to hear you sing on an airplane.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
I promise you, nobody wants to hear you sing on an airplane.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
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