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'You Were My Cum Once' Is Not an Appropriate Thing to Say to a Newborn Baby

'You Were My Cum Once' Is Not an Appropriate Thing to Say to a Newborn Baby

The miracle of childbirth is a wonder to so many new parents. It’s amazing to think in 40 weeks you can make human life. Even though some of us just don’t phrase our excitement correctly.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Rule 34 Filters Are Traumatizing Kids On TikTok

Rule 34 Filters Are Traumatizing Kids On TikTok

Everyone remembers the moment they learned about the rules of the internet, specifically, Rule 34. Coincidentally, it was also the day your childhood died.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

TikTok's Unofficial 'Big Sister' is the Best Source For Uncensored Sex Advice

TikTok's Unofficial 'Big Sister' is the Best Source For Uncensored Sex Advice

Got a taboo question? TikTok’s unofficial big sister, Taylah Davies, has you covered.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

What is Micro-Cheating? And Are You Doing It?

What is Micro-Cheating? And Are You Doing It?

Have you smiled at the cute barista for a second too long? Have you forgotten to mention that you had a partner while talking to someone attractive?

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

The Dog Trainer Posting Thirst Traps With Her Dogs

The Dog Trainer Posting Thirst Traps With Her Dogs

Scrolling through her profile, you can see the progression of content which started out as your standard cosplay thirst traps.

By angeshier

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Everything to Know About TikTok’s Favorite New Amphibian, the Lake Titicaca Scrotum Frog

Everything to Know About TikTok’s Favorite New Amphibian, the Lake Titicaca Scrotum Frog

Meet Telmatobius Culeus, Lake Titicaca’s resident “scrotum frog” grabbing TikTok – and the internet as a whole – by the balls.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikTok Prankster Mizzy Deletes Accounts – Turns Himself Into Police

TikTok Prankster Mizzy Deletes Accounts – Turns Himself Into Police

The 18-year-old’s stunt was widely criticized across social media, and Met Police began searching for him after another video allegedly showed him ‘stealing’ an elderly woman’s dog.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Here's How To Throw A Punch With Acrylics On': Royal Marine Shows How Scheana Shay Could Have Punched Raquel Leviss Even With Long Nails

'Here's How To Throw A Punch With Acrylics On': Royal Marine Shows How Scheana Shay Could Have Punched Raquel Leviss Even With Long Nails

“Here’s how to throw a punch with acrylics on,” he commenced his viral clip.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Smelling Like Donuts Is the Key to Getting Laid, Dating Expert Claims

Smelling Like Donuts Is the Key to Getting Laid, Dating Expert Claims

The key to getting that d? Smelling like a donut, if one TikTok relationship expert’s viral advice is to be believed.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Reborn Dolls': The Community of People Caring For Hyper-Realistic Babies

'Reborn Dolls': The Community of People Caring For Hyper-Realistic Babies

Meet the community of people who are dedicated to their hyper-realistic baby dolls.

By angeshier

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Woman’s Boston Pronunciation of ‘Kim Kardashian’ Is Scaring Animals

Woman’s Boston Pronunciation of ‘Kim Kardashian’ Is Scaring Animals

Earlier this month, Nogueira shot to virality yet again with a tutorial recreating Kim Kardashian’s smokey, neutral Met Gala makeup look.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Conspiracy Theory TikTok Won't Let You Search

The Conspiracy Theory TikTok Won't Let You Search

According to Wikipedia, “Adrenochrome is a chemical compound produced by the oxidation of adrenaline,” and was theorized in the 50s to be a possible cause of schizophrenia.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'Gnome Hunting' Isn't Some Goofy TikTok Trend, It's a Nazi Dog Whistle

'Gnome Hunting' Isn't Some Goofy TikTok Trend, It's a Nazi Dog Whistle

Cryptid enthusiasts (and people with morals) are horrified that TikTok’s “gnome hunting” meme has nothing to do with actually hunting gnomes.

By angeshier

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son

Though Montana Governor Greg Gianforte may have signed a bill outlawing TikTok in the Treasure State on Wednesday, May 17 his disdain of the cursed clock app may not run in the family.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

Sorry hot girls and Chet Hanks – this year is all about awkward dude summer if TikTok’s thirst posts are any indication.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Nobody Fucks Like This Arcade’s ‘Time Crisis’ Wizard

Nobody Fucks Like This Arcade’s ‘Time Crisis’ Wizard

Jason Bourne, you’ve got some real life-competition.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikTok's Turkish Heartthrob Is the Definition of 'Serving Cunt'

TikTok's Turkish Heartthrob Is the Definition of 'Serving Cunt'

TikTok’s new main character @muraterdem528 gives a whole new meaning to the snack “Turkish Delight” by showing off his iconic mustache, chin-length coiffed hair, and immaculate style.

By angeshier

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Today I Am a Urinal, Tomorrow a Blonde': Inside TikTok’s Most Deranged Remix Fashion Designer

'Today I Am a Urinal, Tomorrow a Blonde': Inside TikTok’s Most Deranged Remix Fashion Designer

“Today I am a urinal. Tomorrow, a blonde.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Can You Survive Being a Trophy Wife in This TikTok Slideshow Game?

Can You Survive Being a Trophy Wife in This TikTok Slideshow Game?

Do you think you have what it takes to survive being a trophy wife? If so, people on TikTok are playing ‘choose your own adventure' games where you do just that.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

‘Do You know the Waistband Trick?’: Gen Z Is Learning How to Hide Their Boners

‘Do You know the Waistband Trick?’: Gen Z Is Learning How to Hide Their Boners

"POV: You have to wait 5 minutes until you go into the restaurant because you kissed..." That's the on-screen caption of @lifewithrileyandryan's short TikTok showing the couple sitting in a car together, Riley looking at the camera proudly smiling and Rya

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Taylor Swift Fans Thought They Bought Front Row Seats, But When They Arrived the Venue Had Added Two More Rows In Front of Them

Taylor Swift Fans Thought They Bought Front Row Seats, But When They Arrived the Venue Had Added Two More Rows In Front of Them

Summer concert season is upon us! The most notable (and disrupting) tour is Taylor Swift’s ERAs tour.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikTok’s Resident Facetune Guru Is Taking Photo Editing to Terrifyingly Yassified New Heights

TikTok’s Resident Facetune Guru Is Taking Photo Editing to Terrifyingly Yassified New Heights

Yassify-her? I hardly know her!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Husband Want's to Sleep With His Wife So Bad He Hardened His Side of the Bed With Plywood

Husband Want's to Sleep With His Wife So Bad He Hardened His Side of the Bed With Plywood

Who needs marriage counseling when you can take a trip to your local Home Depot … or Menards if you’re nasty?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikToker Has the Coldest Piece of Revenge for a Cheating Partner — Rat Them Out to the IRS

TikToker Has the Coldest Piece of Revenge for a Cheating Partner — Rat Them Out to the IRS

Revenge is a dish best served cold … and behind the icy bars of a tax evasion prison sentence, if TikTok’s premiere revenge influencer is to be believed.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

How a Mice-Eating Coven of George Washington University Students Have Freaked Out TikTok

How a Mice-Eating Coven of George Washington University Students Have Freaked Out TikTok

TikTok storytimes have gotten weird. Alexis Emerson, @ahecksis2 on TikTok, recently dropped one of the most deranged storytimes the app has ever seen, detailing the time she learned her classmates were eating mice as a form of “bond[ing].”

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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Skiier Breaks World Record For the Longest Ever Ski Jump

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