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Woman Calls Out Her Dad for Abandoning Her Family to Become a Competitive Breakdancer
Everyone has pipe dreams. Dreams you know you’ll never pursue but still keep on the backburner, dreams that get you through your soul-crushingly dull 9-to-5; dreams like leaving everything behind and becoming a breakdancer, for instance.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Decade-Long Employee Axed For Virtually No Reason
Though Co-Op worker Alex may have given roughly 10 years of service at his job, he now has nothing but several questions and one very long resume entry to show for it, his company unceremoniously firing him without explanation in a now-viral clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm


Woman Pooped the Bed While on First Date with Her Now-Boyfriend
Last week, the beauty creator, better known by her username @hannah_hcb, headed to TikTok to share a story she once “swore” she’d take to the grave, revealing how her decision to go to Little Caesars on a first date led to a bathroom — or should we say be
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

If You Don’t Want Another Woman to Take Your Man, Just Post a Video of Him Bowling
Women on TikTok have unlocked a new way to keep other women from swarming their men, who presumably are Greek gods who constantly find themselves having to beat women off with a stick: Post videos of them bowling.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

The Barefoot TikTokers’ Sneaker Collection Is Actually Worth $20,000, Sneaker Expert Says
As the internet debates whether lifestyle influencer Christi Fritz and her husband are genuine barefoot enthusiasts or just really elaborate trolls (they're trolls), it appears one element of their latest viral video appears to be correct — the estimated
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'You'll Be Fine': U.S. Military Begs Catgirls to Enlist As Recruitment Hits Historic Lows
As military recruitment hits record lows, boasting the “smallest active-duty force since 1940,” per WAVY, the U.S. The Armed Forces have taken a novel new approach in increasing enlistments, — begging cat girls to bear their claws and fight our national e
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikToker Comes Under Fire for Selling Trader Joe’s-Style Tote Bags for $120
Influencer Emily Mariko, of Emily Mariko’s Salmon Rice Bowl fame, has gone viral yet again — this time for advertising to her followers a tote bag that many are calling overpriced and insulting.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures
Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Autocorrect Creates Smothering Sexual Tension Between Woman and Her Handyman
Autocorrect has led to some pretty embarrassing mix-ups. From saying “sorry for the incontinence” to saying you suffer from a case of “milf dehydration,” the service that’s designed to help us can, more often than not, end up hurting us.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

British Pub Reviewer Rates Pubs, Finds Them All Bad
People in the U.K. love drinking. I’m not talking about a glass of wine with dinner; the second five o’clock hits, Brits pour into the pub, throwing back drink after drink to wash down the pain of paying $20 for the two-minute train journey home.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny