Tiny steak - videos

The $100 'Best Steak in the World' is a Teeny-Tiny Massive Ripoff
From now on, how about we put a minimum size requirement on what we can call "a steak."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
From now on, how about we put a minimum size requirement on what we can call "a steak."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
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