Wow - articles
British Pub Reviewer Rates Pubs, Finds Them All Bad
People in the U.K. love drinking. I’m not talking about a glass of wine with dinner; the second five o’clock hits, Brits pour into the pub, throwing back drink after drink to wash down the pain of paying $20 for the two-minute train journey home.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Man Comes into Possession of 66 Tons of Chocolate
A Philadelphia man has found himself in quite the odd predicament, albeit one entirely of his own making. Curtis Remarc took to Twitter this week to reveal that one of his friends has come into 133,000 pounds of chocolate. Yes, you read that right.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Taylor Swift Murdered a Fan to Join the Illuminati
Days after conservatives claimed Taylor Swift and the deep state rigged the Super Bowl in favor of the Kansas City Chiefs as a campaign endorsement for President Joe Biden, yet another conspiracy has emerged in fringe circles — one claiming the artist kil
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Demi Lovato Sang Her Song “Heart Attack” to a Room of Heart Attack Survivors
Though the American Heart Association may be all about helping Americans reduce their risk of heart disease and stroke, pop star Demi Lovato decided to take these goals to extreme new heights, performing her song “Heart Attack” at one of the nonprofit’s r
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Family Is Way Too Chill as Their Neighbors Have a Shootout
Picture this, it's a beautiful day, your entire family is out in the yard having a BBQ, and all of a sudden you hear a barrage of gunshots coming from your neighbor's yard. Do you 1.) stand there like nothing is going on, or 2.) run like hell and find cov
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Facebook Moms Want to Secede from the U.S. But Are Worried about Losing Government Assistance
There's been a lot of talk over these last few weeks about states, mostly Texas, and their hangers, wanting to secede from the United States of America. And while they aren't the first to drum the debate and they won't be the last, there is one group of p
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Spoilers: Fans Upset That Batman Dies at the End of ‘Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League’
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is a new game by Rocksteady Studios and Warner Bros. Games, set in their iconic Arkham Batman universe. And spoiler alert, it has no qualms delivering on its title. They kill Batman at the end, and people are serious
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Spies, Aliens and Alcoholics: All the Craziest Theories Behind Amelia Earhart’s Disappearance
Nearly 87 years after legendary aviator Amelia Earhart disappeared while attempting to fly around the globe, it appears we may finally have some answers about what happened during that fateful flight.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘I’m Jesus!’: ‘That’s So Raven’ Star Throws Tantrum after Getting Booted from Restaurant
Despite starring in Disney Channel’s That’s So Raven, actor Orlando Brown still couldn't predict the consequences of his actions, getting the boot from TAO Los Angeles after going off at a server.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Some Idiot Actually Let Elon Implant a Chip In Their Brain
The news surrounding Elon Musk’s Neuralink hasn’t been great. Ever since the company launched in 2016 with the promise of revolutionizing the way people interface with computers, they’ve hit hurdle after hurdle — and not just because people are understand
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘I’m Dealing With Idiots!’: Detroit Fan Loses It After Lions Loss
While no Detroit Lions fan was thrilled that their team lost to the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, one member of Lions’ Nation was particularly pissed, taking his anger out on his television set.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
