Bad news for the British boys looking to enjoy all the weed, shrooms and sex workers Amsterdam has to offer — you’re shite out of luck, bruvah.

On Tuesday, March 28, Amsterdam officials unveiled their latest tourism initiative, launching a campaign to keep rowdy Britian-based men between 18 and 35 the fuck away from their fine establishment.

Consisting of a video warning of the dangers of indulging in excessive alcohol consumption, drugs or getting up to hooligan-esque shenanigans, the clip will appear when Britsh tourists Googling items like “pub crawl Amsterdam,” “stag party Amsterdam” and “cheap hotel Amsterdam.”

“Coming to Amsterdam to take drugs + lose control = hospital trip + permanent health damage = worried family,” reads part of the text included in one clip: “So coming for drugs to Amsterdam? Stay away.”

Sorry bruv, it aint the football championships, innit.

@c4news Amsterdam is telling young British men wanting a "messy night" to "stay away" in a new campaign advert. #amsterdam#netherlands#brits#uk#nightlife#europe#tourism#c4news#channel4news♬ original sound - Channel 4 News