If Only This Happened to Every "Hoverboard"

"Dad help! You just wasted money!"

By JacobWise

Published 9 years ago in Facepalm

"Dad help! You just wasted money!"
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Request history8.3.10PHP Version149msRequest Duration3MBMemory UsageGET videos/{vanity_url}/{id}Route
    • Booting (9.26ms)time
    • Application (140ms)time
    • 1 x Application (93.79%)
      140ms
      1 x Booting (6.2%)
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      • partials.ads._dfp_targeting_dfp_targeting.blade.php#?blade
      • partials.events._google-custom-event_google-custom-event.blade.php#?blade
      • partials.config._chartbeat_chartbeat.blade.php#?blade
      • videovideo.blade.php#?blade
      • partials.most-popular-content-cardmost-popular-content-card.blade.php#?blade
      • partials.most-popular-content-cardmost-popular-content-card.blade.php#?blade
      • partials.most-popular-content-cardmost-popular-content-card.blade.php#?blade
      • partials.structured-datastructured-data.blade.php#?blade
      • layoutlayout.blade.php#?blade
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        • middleware::check.vanity_url:24
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        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Pipeline/Pipeline.php:183
        • middleware::check.vanity_url:38
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Pipeline/Pipeline.php:183
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        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Pipeline/Pipeline.php:183
        • middleware::check.vanity_url:38
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        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/CacheManager.php:453
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        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Routing/Controller.php:54
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        Backtrace
        • app/Http/Controllers/VideoController.php:30
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/Repository.php:427
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/CacheManager.php:453
        • app/Http/Controllers/VideoController.php:23
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Routing/Controller.php:54
      • VideoController.php#30cms2.02msselect * from `user` where `user`.`id` in (2406856)
        Backtrace
        • app/Http/Controllers/VideoController.php:30
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/Repository.php:427
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/CacheManager.php:453
        • app/Http/Controllers/VideoController.php:23
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Routing/Controller.php:54
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        Backtrace
        • app/Http/Controllers/VideoController.php:30
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/Repository.php:427
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/CacheManager.php:453
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        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Routing/Controller.php:54
      • VideoController.php#30cms2.49msselect * from `media_file` where `media_file`.`media_id` in (84889160)
        Backtrace
        • app/Http/Controllers/VideoController.php:30
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/Repository.php:427
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Cache/CacheManager.php:453
        • app/Http/Controllers/VideoController.php:23
        • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Routing/Controller.php:54
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      App\Models\Tag
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      App\Models\Category
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