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Watch the ‘World’s Fastest Carrot Eater’ Demolish a Carrot

Not all heroes wear capes.

By cathybara

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Dude Breaks Down His Monthly Payments for His $67k Credit Card Debt

Being in debt sucks.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Toronto PD Tell Residents to Leave Their Keys Near the Door Amid Uptick in Car Thefts

How do you solve rising car thefts? Obviously, the answer to this question is a bit complicated.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Cars Go At It In Terrifying Road Rage Race

When two hardos meet each other on the road.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Who Fought in the Civil War?’: Asking Gen Z the Most Simple Questions Proves Harder Than Imagined

Our education system is in shambles.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sheriff Publicly Apologizes for Arresting Wrong Man

Being wrongfully arrested is a major fear for a lot of people, mainly because once it starts, there’s not much you can do to resolve it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Drunk Motorcyclist Goes Flying After Crashing Straight On Into Car

Helmets are a lot like toilet paper: You don’t think about it until you really, really, need it.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

London Couple Roasted After Stopping Traffic For Engagement Videos

Nothing worse than influencers in the wild.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Removes Her Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoo After Finding Out Her Mother Slept With Her Husband

If Congress bans TikTok, they’re going to need to offer up a decent alternative, because there’s no way I’m willing to give up glimpses into the chaos of other people’s lives.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Girl Learning to Drive Decides to Scream Instead of Applying the Breaks at a Red Light

This one goes out to all the parents currently teaching their kids to drive.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

10 Videos That Prove TikTok Shouldn’t Be Banned

It seems like every few months, there’s a renewed effort to try to ban TikTok.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Elephant Chases Two Dudes Down the Road, Nearly Stomps One Into Dust

It shouldn’t need to be said but don’t mess with elephants. In fact, unless you’re in a zoo, don’t even go near them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Denied Restroom Access Even Though He Presented a ‘I Have to Poop Right Now Card’

We’ve all been in that situation where you really need to go, but you can’t find a toilet.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Guy in Stolen Box Truck Fights With Other Box Trucks

It’s box truck versus box truck in one of this year’s greatest fights.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Steals Her Truck Back From the Impound Lot, Smashes a Fence, and Sends a Worker Flying

This woman is living our dreams.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Madonna Calls Out Fan for Sitting Down During Her Concert Only to Discover They're In a Wheelchair

Now this is awkward.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Arnold Schwarzenegger Saying ‘Godzilla’ Might Have Been the Highlight of the Night

The only thing harder than destroying Godzilla? Correctly pronouncing its name.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Teleporting' UFO of Orange Lights Moves Across the Night Sky

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s aliens?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Move Over Stanley Cups, Trader Joe’s Mini Totes Are the New Hyperfixation

The Stanley Cup craze is still fresh in our memories, but many people have already moved on to the next fad, and apparently, it’s Trader Joe’s mini totes.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Entrepreneur 'Invents' Talking to His Girlfriend

In Céline Sciamma’s Portrait of a Lady on Fire, after sleeping together for the first time, one of the main characters asks the other, “Do all lovers feel like they’re inventing something?”

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikTok Asked Users to Call Their Congress Reps, So They Called With Death Threats

Multiple members of Congress have spoken out against TikTok — not because it’s a dopamine-suck set on turning your brain into Swiss cheese, but because China was involved in its creation.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

No, You’re Not Crazy, Big Ag Has Made Jalapeños Less-Spicy

The bombshell was dropped in an article from May 2023 in D Magazine, but recently went viral after writer Timothy Faust shared the article on Twitter.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman With Michael Jackson Phobia Comes Face-to-Face With the Man She Fears Most

Weird fears are fairly common. In previous generations, these bizarre phobias were fodder for reality television shows like Maury — who could forget that one video of the woman who was afraid of pickles?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Dune’ Has Given ‘Star Wars’ Fans Prescience, and They Don’t Like What They’re Seeing

Nobody has had a worse week than diehard Star Wars fans have.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

At This Australian Resort, the Fish Watch You Piss

Great news for people with an incredibly specific kind of exhibitionist kink: There’s a resort in Australia where fish can watch you piss, or take a dump, or shower, or even do all three. Isn’t that exciting?!

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

Watch the ‘World’s Fastest Carrot Eater’ Demolish a Carrot

Dude Breaks Down His Monthly Payments for His $67k Credit Card Debt

Toronto PD Tell Residents to Leave Their Keys Near the Door Amid Uptick in Car Thefts

Cars Go At It In Terrifying Road Rage Race

‘Who Fought in the Civil War?’: Asking Gen Z the Most Simple Questions Proves Harder Than Imagined

Sheriff Publicly Apologizes for Arresting Wrong Man

Drunk Motorcyclist Goes Flying After Crashing Straight On Into Car

London Couple Roasted After Stopping Traffic For Engagement Videos

Woman Removes Her Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoo After Finding Out Her Mother Slept With Her Husband

Girl Learning to Drive Decides to Scream Instead of Applying the Breaks at a Red Light

10 Videos That Prove TikTok Shouldn’t Be Banned

Elephant Chases Two Dudes Down the Road, Nearly Stomps One Into Dust

Man Denied Restroom Access Even Though He Presented a ‘I Have to Poop Right Now Card’

Guy in Stolen Box Truck Fights With Other Box Trucks

Woman Steals Her Truck Back From the Impound Lot, Smashes a Fence, and Sends a Worker Flying

Madonna Calls Out Fan for Sitting Down During Her Concert Only to Discover They're In a Wheelchair

Arnold Schwarzenegger Saying ‘Godzilla’ Might Have Been the Highlight of the Night

'Teleporting' UFO of Orange Lights Moves Across the Night Sky

Move Over Stanley Cups, Trader Joe’s Mini Totes Are the New Hyperfixation

Entrepreneur 'Invents' Talking to His Girlfriend

TikTok Asked Users to Call Their Congress Reps, So They Called With Death Threats

No, You’re Not Crazy, Big Ag Has Made Jalapeños Less-Spicy

Woman With Michael Jackson Phobia Comes Face-to-Face With the Man She Fears Most

‘Dune’ Has Given ‘Star Wars’ Fans Prescience, and They Don’t Like What They’re Seeing

At This Australian Resort, the Fish Watch You Piss

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