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Unsuspecting Minnesota Brewery Employee Receives Giant Beer Facial

Driver in a Fancy Bentley Wrecks Their Rims on a Burger King Drive-Thru Curb

Why Is This Irish Guy Putting His Dad Into a Balloon?

Guy Duct-Taped to Seat After Trying to Open Door Mid-Flight

Madonna Eats It in Seattle Concert Fail

Air Serbia Plane Severely Damaged After Overrunning Runway

Disney Cruise Guests Terrorized After Horn Blares All Night

The Kardashians Are Now Resorting to Facetuning Their Cats

‘Get Your F—king Kid Out of the Bar’: Woman Harasses New Mom for Sitting Near Restaurant Bar With Her Kid

If you’ve got kids, you can’t always just leave them at home in front of the TV. Sometimes, you have to bring them places — a move that causes some people to inexplicably hate your guts.

Dude Sets Himself on Fire While Smoking a Bowl

When smoking weed in public, you’ve gotta be subtle. You have to hide it as best you can, masking both the action and the smell so people around you don’t get suspicious.

McDonald’s Drive-Thru Customer Tries to Argue His Way Into Free Fries

A small order of fries from McDonald’s is, on average, less than $4. It’s not nothing, but I think it’s safe to say that anything worth less than $5 isn’t worth getting into a prolonged argument about.

Anime Bro Boob Math Is Next Level (And Incorrect About What Cup Sizes Mean)

Anyone who has even only briefly encountered a male anime fan on the internet probably knows two things about them: 1) they’re nerds; and 2) they’re obsessed with unrealistic depictions of women’s bodies. As it turns out, only one of those things may be t

Woman Catfishes As Crush’s Girlfriend to Get Him to Break Up With Her

While MTV’s iconic Catfish still exists in podcast form, its heyday has long since passed, which means people have to take it upon themselves to share their stories of insane catfishing behavior.

‘How Do You Have Insurance?’: Woman Shows Off All of Her Totaled Cars From the Past Five Years

Anyone who has ever driven a car knows that the scariest thing about driving is other drivers. One terrifying driver has identified herself on TikTok through a slideshow of all the cars she’s totaled over the years — she’s 21 now, and has written off six

Man Nearly Gets Final Destination-ed After Driver Fails to Secure His Load

Some people buy a truck and think they know how to do DIY.

Gender Reveal Blows Up — Baby’s Gender Still Unclear

Gender reveals are on track to be the leading cause of death in the United States by 2030.

Woman Awarded $50k After Officer Assaults Her During Pat Down

Though he may have wielded the handcuffs, it appears now-former Louisville Metro Police officer Tyler Gelnett most definitely needed them for himself.

Bad Driver Refuses to Even Tap His Brakes Until His Airbags Went Off

Though it’s always best to hit the brakes before landing in a car accident, one bad driver had a better idea — tapping the pedal only after causing an awful wreck.

‘Why Would You Admit This?’: Financial Advice Columnist Tricked Into Giving Stranger $50,000

The internet is full of dumbasses, but it’s rare that you see someone fully explain just how stupid they are without realizing that’s what they’re doing.

Women's Basketball Game Ends In Massive Brawl Involving Coaches, Players and Fans

Though the Arkansas State Red Wolves and Southern Miss Lady Eagles may have meant to hoop it out in a women’s basketball game, they wound up sparring in an MMA match instead, their game devolving into an all-out-brawl over a rebound ball.

Woman Calls Out Her Dad for Abandoning Her Family to Become a Competitive Breakdancer

Everyone has pipe dreams. Dreams you know you’ll never pursue but still keep on the backburner, dreams that get you through your soul-crushingly dull 9-to-5; dreams like leaving everything behind and becoming a breakdancer, for instance.

Meet Ash, the Blue Alien Who Decides if You Can Work at Olive Garden

Working for minimum wage sucks — and not just because of the pay.

Fight Breaks Out on Southwest Flight to Hawaii

Another day, another in-flight fight.

‘Are You the Manager?’: Cowboy Karen Throws Tantrum after Being Told She Can’t Ride a Horse through the Starbucks Drive-Thru

This town — and the Starbucks drive-thru line — ain’t big enough for the two of us.

We Talked to a Guy Who Farted So Hard He Floated

Sorry, Criss Angel — it appears the secret to levitation isn’t in wires, light tricks or “magic” but rather a really, really strong fart, a discovery Redditor u/eatingcrayons666 made during one very fateful trip to the bathroom.