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Self-Appointed 'First Amendment Auditor' Peeved Retail Employees Don’t Want to Be Filmed At Work

Just because you legally can film retail workers while they’re on the job doesn’t mean you should film retail workers while they’re on the job.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man ‘Attacked’ By Tesla Robot

A man left a “trail of blood” at a Tesla factory after a robot plunged its metal claws into his back and arm.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

New Orleans Thieves Even Steal the Wheels Off Toddler’s Car

One New Orleans robber decided to kick it not just old school, but preschool during a recent heist, nabbing the wheels off of a local toddler’s toy car.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘This Is My Statue of Liberty’: People Want to Suck the Toes of Shakira’s New Statue in Colombia

Yesterday, the Colombian city of Barranquilla celebrated the reveal of a new statue of famed singer Shakira. Soon after, the internet joined in — to say how much they’d like to bang it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Tommy Dorfman Says Delta Staff Deliberately Misgendered Her In Viral Fight

While it’s unclear what prompted the verbal tussle between the actress and the airline workers, tensions were already running high when the camera started rolling.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Finally, a Useful TikTok PSA': TikTok Influencers Record Themselves Getting Into a Car Accident

This is why you don't TikTok and drive.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

DEEZNUTS: All of the Bizarre License Plates Illinois Banned In 2023

Though Illinois may be permissive when it comes to medical marijuana and women controlling their own reproductive health, there is one thing they will not stand for: DEEZ NUTS.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Gym Bro Accidentally Pinches His Nuts Under 250 Lbs

The only thing worse than bailing out of a 250lb hip thrust? Bailing out of a 250lb thrust … only to drop the bar directly on top of your balls.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Twitter Thinks Men Marry the First Woman Completely Immune to Their ‘Special Brand of Rizz’

Everyone knows that couple made up of a gregarious, occasionally annoying man, and his long-suffering wife who seems immune to his charms.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘My Wife Said She Preferred Her Deceased Husband Over Me’: Dude Looking for Relationship Advice Gets Told It’s Probably Too Late

We talk a lot about dudes posting their Ls, but this may be among the most heart-wrenching Ls that’s ever been committed to internet text.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Dudes Are Getting Discounts for Washing Their Hands After Using the Bathroom

Anyone who has known or been a man knows that there’s a decent chance they don’t wash their hands after peeing.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Unhinged Karen Threatens to Get CEO Fired by Contacting His Boss, Which Is Him

Just when you thought the Karens had reached peak insanity, there is always one more Karen ready to out-Karen the rest.

By zachnading

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Mega Churches Don't Mess Around When It Comes to Christmas

Christmas is a time for giving gifts, spending cozy nights with your loved ones, and watching a horde of minions, pyrotechnics, and a live elephant tell the story of Jesus' birth.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

The Internet Is Dumbfounded By Dirt Cheap 2019 Chipotle Prices

Remember 2019? It feels like yesterday, and yet a lifetime ago.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Entrepreneur’ Takes to LinkedIn to Bemoan Employees Not Giving Their All on Christmas Eve

Much noise has been made about how embarrassing most Facebook posts are in 2023, or the endless sea of terrible TikToks, but not enough people talk about just how bad 99 percent of LinkedIn posts are.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Time a Little Boy Unloaded on Santa for ‘Being Cheap’ in Scathing Christmas Letter

For adults, Christmas time is all about spending time with loved ones and enjoying time off from work.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Peruvian Cops Do Chill-Ass Choreography in Riot Gear

In most countries, if you see police in riot gear, you know something terrible is about to go down — maybe some light suppression of protests, or a few tiny human-rights violations.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Is That a Fleshpipe?’: Stoner MacGyver Makes Bongs Out of Everyday Objects

In high school, everything was a pipe.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘How TF Is He Walking on Broken Legs?’: Man Crashes Car Into Ice Cream Parlor

It’s been a big year for cars running into buildings.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Fired After Promising She’d Behave at the Company Holiday Party

Bad news for anxious happy hour hounds — it is possible to get fired for going too hard at your company Christmas party, a lesson one party animal recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Schrödinger’s Boobs’: Guys Try to Figure Out If Women Can Tell When They Take a Quick Peek

The No Stupid Questions subreddit truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Science Says You’re More Likely to Break Your Dick at Christmas Time

Merry Christmas to all, and to all an unbroken Johnson.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I'm Literally Getting a Hospital Potato as a Bonus': Hospital 'Gifts' Employees Baked Potato For Christmas

This staff is getting loaded this Christmas, with loaded baked potatoes.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Allegedly Filmed Themselves Boning On Capitol Hill

Mr. President, another second gay sex tape has hit Capitol Hill.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wacko in Mercedes Drives Through Vape Shop, Just Keeps Going

Videos of terrible drivers are the backbone of the internet.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

Self-Appointed 'First Amendment Auditor' Peeved Retail Employees Don’t Want to Be Filmed At Work

Man ‘Attacked’ By Tesla Robot

New Orleans Thieves Even Steal the Wheels Off Toddler’s Car

‘This Is My Statue of Liberty’: People Want to Suck the Toes of Shakira’s New Statue in Colombia

Tommy Dorfman Says Delta Staff Deliberately Misgendered Her In Viral Fight

'Finally, a Useful TikTok PSA': TikTok Influencers Record Themselves Getting Into a Car Accident

DEEZNUTS: All of the Bizarre License Plates Illinois Banned In 2023

Gym Bro Accidentally Pinches His Nuts Under 250 Lbs

Twitter Thinks Men Marry the First Woman Completely Immune to Their ‘Special Brand of Rizz’

‘My Wife Said She Preferred Her Deceased Husband Over Me’: Dude Looking for Relationship Advice Gets Told It’s Probably Too Late

Dudes Are Getting Discounts for Washing Their Hands After Using the Bathroom

Unhinged Karen Threatens to Get CEO Fired by Contacting His Boss, Which Is Him

Mega Churches Don't Mess Around When It Comes to Christmas

The Internet Is Dumbfounded By Dirt Cheap 2019 Chipotle Prices

‘Entrepreneur’ Takes to LinkedIn to Bemoan Employees Not Giving Their All on Christmas Eve

The Time a Little Boy Unloaded on Santa for ‘Being Cheap’ in Scathing Christmas Letter

Peruvian Cops Do Chill-Ass Choreography in Riot Gear

‘Is That a Fleshpipe?’: Stoner MacGyver Makes Bongs Out of Everyday Objects

‘How TF Is He Walking on Broken Legs?’: Man Crashes Car Into Ice Cream Parlor

Woman Fired After Promising She’d Behave at the Company Holiday Party

‘Schrödinger’s Boobs’: Guys Try to Figure Out If Women Can Tell When They Take a Quick Peek

Science Says You’re More Likely to Break Your Dick at Christmas Time

'I'm Literally Getting a Hospital Potato as a Bonus': Hospital 'Gifts' Employees Baked Potato For Christmas

A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Allegedly Filmed Themselves Boning On Capitol Hill

Wacko in Mercedes Drives Through Vape Shop, Just Keeps Going

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