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Female Joker Arrested For Public Intoxication Proves Joker Cosplay Isn’t Just For the Boys

Girls can do crime too.

By Carly Tennes

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Taylor Swift Emitted More CO2 In the Last Three Days Than Most Americans Emit In a Year

Taylor Swift is pretty hot stuff at the moment.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Wisconsin Woman Shot After Sneaking Gun Into MRI Screening

The only thing that can stop a bad or good guy with a gun is an MRI machine.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Kick Streamer Adin Ross Lost $5,000,000 Gambling In a Single Stream

What happened to just playing video games on stream?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Never Forget the Parking Brake’: Newbie Cop’s Arrest Interrupted After Nearly Getting Sandwiched By Her Runaway Patrol Car

Do we even have to say it?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

French Farmers Spray Government Offices With Rivers of Manure in Protest of Higher Taxes

Two hundred and thirty years after popularizing the guillotine, the French have made yet another revolutionary stride in the art of protesting.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Vivek Ramaswamy Recorded Himself Taking a Leak During Live Twitter Spaces

This is the sound of a doomed Presidential campaign.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Why You Recording Me, Bro?': Man Gets Spectacularly Humbled By Pepper Spray

The only thing worse than getting photographed in your car? Taking a can of pepper spray to the face, a lesson that one irritated driver recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Every Girl That Enters My Field of Vision Trembles in Fear': College Dude Brags About Having Spoken to Every Single Girl on Campus

Incels truly are the gift that keeps on giving, although most of the time the gift in question is a turd in a brown paper bag that someone has set on fire and left on your doorstep, but still.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Robbers Return Man's Cell Phone After Realizing It Was An Android

Modern society is not designed with Android users in mind.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Shares Why She Thinks Her Boyfriend Lied to Her About Being an FBI Agent

Dating people you meet on apps is a real mixed bag.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Professional Photographer Roasts Taylor Swift’s TIME Person of the Year Photoshoot

Pop juggernaut and international sensation Taylor Swift was recently named TIME’s Person of the Year, an honor she shares with 14 presidents, three Popes, the computer, the Earth, and you.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Star Wars Fan Upset After Realizing That All of the Good Guys Are Actually Militant Leftists

Some people don’t understand symbolism, no matter how hard you shove it down their throats.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'The Jet Fuel Hoax': People Are Convinced Planes Don’t Actually Use Fuel to Fly

Hang out on the Internet long enough, and you’ll come across some of the dumbest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

People Have Had Enough of Singing Trees and Wreaths

Back in the day, going all out on your Christmas display was a thing to brag about.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Become Imperceptible’: Wearing an Extra Finger Might Be A Criminal’s Get Out of Jail Free Card

I don’t know much about career criminals, but I have to assume they’re on the cutting edge of technology when it comes to ways to avoid getting caught by the fuzz.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sad Beige Mom Makes Sad Beige Tree and Everyone Thinks She’s Giving Her Toddler Paint Poisoning

Much has been made in recent years about the ‘sad beige parenting’ trend.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Luxury Brand Hosting A 'Loot Out' Allowing Customers to 'Loot' Their Stores

I’m no capitalism expert, but it’s my understanding that in general, most companies encourage people to give them money in exchange for goods and services so they can turn a profit.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Gets Caught Shoplifting During 'Shop With a Cop' Event

There’s no good time to commit a crime, but there are plenty of bad ones.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Hammered, Slurring Nurse Tries to Convince Officers She's Like, Definitely Not Drunk

The best way to prove you’re not drunk? Slurrily demand that the police officers apprehending you on suspicions of drunk driving turn their focus onto robberies.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Police Find Gun Hidden in Man’s Rectum During Search

Police have apprehended yet another asshole with a gun.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'In A Goddamn Airplane?': Public Menace Makes Shrimp and Mashed Potatoes In an Airplane Bathroom

This is one way to put yourself on the no-fly list.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Italians Be Pooping’: Is There Any Truth to That European Poop Map?

Recently, Twitter/X users have been arguing over a map that purports to show how often Europeans use the bathroom.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Deer Breaks Deer Statue While Trying to Bang It

The world is a confusing place if you’re an animal.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A Green Line Test Analysis of Taylor Swift’s TIME Magazine Person of the Year Cover

According to the green line test guy, Taylor and her cat Benjamin Button, might be on the rocks.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

Female Joker Arrested For Public Intoxication Proves Joker Cosplay Isn’t Just For the Boys

Taylor Swift Emitted More CO2 In the Last Three Days Than Most Americans Emit In a Year

Wisconsin Woman Shot After Sneaking Gun Into MRI Screening

Kick Streamer Adin Ross Lost $5,000,000 Gambling In a Single Stream

‘Never Forget the Parking Brake’: Newbie Cop’s Arrest Interrupted After Nearly Getting Sandwiched By Her Runaway Patrol Car

French Farmers Spray Government Offices With Rivers of Manure in Protest of Higher Taxes

Vivek Ramaswamy Recorded Himself Taking a Leak During Live Twitter Spaces

'Why You Recording Me, Bro?': Man Gets Spectacularly Humbled By Pepper Spray

'Every Girl That Enters My Field of Vision Trembles in Fear': College Dude Brags About Having Spoken to Every Single Girl on Campus

Robbers Return Man's Cell Phone After Realizing It Was An Android

Woman Shares Why She Thinks Her Boyfriend Lied to Her About Being an FBI Agent

Professional Photographer Roasts Taylor Swift’s TIME Person of the Year Photoshoot

Star Wars Fan Upset After Realizing That All of the Good Guys Are Actually Militant Leftists

'The Jet Fuel Hoax': People Are Convinced Planes Don’t Actually Use Fuel to Fly

People Have Had Enough of Singing Trees and Wreaths

‘Become Imperceptible’: Wearing an Extra Finger Might Be A Criminal’s Get Out of Jail Free Card

Sad Beige Mom Makes Sad Beige Tree and Everyone Thinks She’s Giving Her Toddler Paint Poisoning

Luxury Brand Hosting A 'Loot Out' Allowing Customers to 'Loot' Their Stores

Woman Gets Caught Shoplifting During 'Shop With a Cop' Event

Hammered, Slurring Nurse Tries to Convince Officers She's Like, Definitely Not Drunk

Police Find Gun Hidden in Man’s Rectum During Search

'In A Goddamn Airplane?': Public Menace Makes Shrimp and Mashed Potatoes In an Airplane Bathroom

‘Italians Be Pooping’: Is There Any Truth to That European Poop Map?

Deer Breaks Deer Statue While Trying to Bang It

A Green Line Test Analysis of Taylor Swift’s TIME Magazine Person of the Year Cover

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