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What the Hell Happened to Jeremy Allen White’s Bulge?
Ahead of the release of The Iron Claw next month, the internet’s favorite white boy Jeremy Allen White recently participated in a sporty photoshoot that saw him spend more than five minutes outside a kitchen for once.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Road Raging Women Assault Amazon Driver, Who Proceeds to Bulldoze Their Car
Though the trailer for GTA VI won’t be released until early next month, two women have already gotten into the spirit of Rockstar Games’ latest installment, attempting to hijack an Amazon delivery truck.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Nikki Haley’s Foot Fetishists Were the Real Winners of Last Night’s Republican Presidential Debate
Political commentators may remain divided on which candidate emerged victorious from Wednesday evening’s Republican presidential primary debate, however, nobody won quite as big as the foot fetishists lusting over former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Ha
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Guy’s 'Mint' Truck Damaged by Long Jumping Deer Moments Before Buyer Shows Up for Inspection
Though both the buyer and the seller of a “mint” condition truck may have consented to the transaction, it appears there was someone whom they both forgot to ask — a local deer with terrible depth perception.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum
Are you Forcum or Againstcum?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Eerie Conspiracy Behind Those New Weird Screens Covering Drugstore Drink Fridges
Though they may seem like yet another example of Silicon Valley dude-bros re-inventing the bus, those LED screens fastened atop drink coolers at Walgreens and Kroger locations are likely a whole lot more Black Mirror than meets the eye.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'Jesus Has Had the Wheel For a While Now': Drivers Terrified After Seeing Woman's Completely Slicked Tires
On Sunday, @doitmuvaaa headed to Twitter with a question for the car guys of Twitter, sharing a snap of her tires while questioning whether it was time to revamp her ride.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head
One restaurant employee got a little too literal with the pumpkin head trend this spooky season, accidentally clocking a customer in the melon with a seasonal gourd.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model
RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years
Continuing in the storied tradition of “weird guys,” a British man has been banned from wearing a gimp suit in public for five years after donning the suit and terrorizing local women by crawling and writhing on the ground.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
