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Woman Dressed as Hot Sloth From ‘The Goonies’ Has A Hard Time Getting an Uber
In the real world, plenty of girls commit to the bit as hard as Cady did, although one girl, in particular, appears to have committed to the bit so hard that she almost couldn’t get a ride to the party.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Not Everybody Is A DP Girly': Clueless Influencer Discovers That 'DP' Doesn’t Just Stand For Dr. Pepper
Though the term “DP” may provoke images of flying sausages and syrup, to finance influencer, Rebecca Sowden — and Rebecca Sowden alone — the acronym has a whole different meaning: Dr. Pepper.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘That’s a Charge’: Cali Gov. Gavin Newsom Bulldozes Small Chinese Child Playing Pickup in China
California Governor, Gavin Newsom, went a little too hard in the paint during his recent China diplomacy trip, straight up bulldozing a small child during an all-too-intense pickup game of basketball.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'I Was Randy!': The Time Matthew Perry Accidentally Broadcasted an Adult Film For His Entire Neighborhood to Hear
Though Matthew Perry may have been known for portraying Chandler Bing on Friends and his addiction recovery advocacy later in life, he probably had a very different reputation among his neighbors as the dude who once blasted porn throughout the neighborho
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Rich People Pretending To Be Poor Will Always Piss Me Off': Millionaire TikTok Star Charli D’Amelio Roasted For Walmart Cashier Cosplay
Though TikTok star Charli D’Amelio may boast an estimated net worth of roughly $20 million, she’s not above a minimum-wage gig … well at least for a very tone-deaf popcorn advertisement.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Flavor Flav Just Sang the Funniest National Anthem We’ve Ever Heard
Despite his multiple Grammy nods, his iconic clock and his indisputable status as Y2k reality TV royalty, rapper Flavor Flav is just like us … and by just like us, I mean he too, loves a good round of karaoke.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘It’s Snowbird Season!’ Floridians and Arizonians Resent the Seasonal Migration of Old People to Their Local Safeways
Much like birds fly south for the winter, many older people in the United States have a tendency to head south during the colder months, temporarily migrating to sunnier states like Florida and Arizona.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘You Hurt Me and You Will Have to Take That to Your Grave’: Angry Driver Throws Tantrum After His AAA Membership Is Canceled After 26 Years
Though the worker politely apologized for “the circumstances,” the man in question was having none of her mea culpa, instead, opting to berate her further.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Magic Mushrooms Are Turning American Pilots Into Psychedelic Kamikazes’: Psychonauts Are Pissed the Alaska Airlines Pilot Has Tarnished Their Good Name
"I pulled both emergency shut-off handles because I thought I was dreaming and I just wanna wake up,” he reportedly said during his mile-high meltdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
