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Kid Gets Into Elevator, Takes a Piss All Over the Buttons

Kids: you gotta love ‘em.

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Dude Reverses Into Gas Pump, Causes Small Explosion

I need an extinguisher on pump five, please!

By Braden Bjella

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Watch a Bunch of Penguins Fall Over

Hahaha, suckers!

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Drunk Woman Crashes Directly Into Someone’s House

She’s in for one hell of a hangover.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Funny

Truck Driver Unloads Dirt (And Himself) Down a Hill

Silver lining: your dirt delivery came with a free truck!

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Woman Tries to Knock Dish Out of Man’s Hand, Gets It in the Face Instead

Less of a food fight and more of a food facepalm.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Funny

Dude Narrowly Avoids Siberian Tiger Attack

We’re pretty lucky that we don’t have to deal with this in our day-to-day lives.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Funny

Horse Gets Hooked on Balloon, Loses Its Shit

And it didn’t even pop!

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Featured 6 months ago in Facepalm

Driver Gets Out of Truck While It’s Moving, Causes Accident

In hindsight, this is probably more dangerous than driving on the icy road.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Facepalm

Woman Learns Why You Don’t Shoot Fireworks From Your Window

On the street? Fun. Out the window? Not so much.

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Featured 6 months ago in Facepalm

Couple Rams into Bike Shop, Then Quietly Tries to Pull Away

Oh no, you’re not getting away that easy!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Funny

Not a Single One of These Parachuters Makes a Smooth Landing

I get that it’s difficult, but can’t *one* of you do it?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Funny

20 Cartoon Milfs That Are Way Hotter Than You Remember

These 20 animated moms can absolutely get it.

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Man’s Drunk Golf Cart Drive Doesn’t Last Long

For a minute, I’m sure it was pretty fun!

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Watch the Video That Got This TikToker Sentenced to Three Years in Prison

Not worth it, IMO.

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10 One-Star Strip Club Yelp Reviews from People Clearly Going Through It

These 10 people were clearly in their feelings at the club.

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Elderly Men in Wheelchairs Get Into Fight in the Hospital

You’re never too old to get into a petty squabble.

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Dude Pokes Transformer with a Stick, Gets a Big Kaboom

Explosions happen for all sorts of reasons.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Funny

These Videos May Convince You That Your Dog Is a Skinwalker

Dogs are commonly known as man’s best friend, but that friendship can be called into question when your canine companion shows signs of being a shapeshifting witch known as a skinwalker.

By BlakeHarper

Featured 6 months ago in Funny

These Are the 10 Safest (And 10 Most Dangerous) States to Live in During an Alien Invasion

Where is the safest state if the mothership comes for interplanetary domination?

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Boat Driver Attempt to Give Drink to Wakeboarder and Falls in the Water

He really left her high and dry!

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Dude’s Attempt to Put Out a Fire with a Fire Extinguisher Is a Total Disaster

Sometimes, your best isn’t enough.

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This Chinese Road Rage Is More Dramatic Than Any Soap Opera

By Braden Bjella

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People Try to Leave Exploding Firework Stand, But It Keeps Getting Worse

That’s the thing about fireworks: They blow up.

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Truck Carrying Massive Beam Gets Obliterated By Train

Trains and cars don’t mix.

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Officer Pulls a Kool-Aid Man and Busts Through Fence in Foot Pursuit of Suspect

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null

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video:index:most_popular

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