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Biker Gets Swatted Mid-Ride
Nothing ruins a bike ride like getting rinsed by the feds.
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Local Man Builds Full-Scale Disneyland in His Basement
If there’s one thing rich people love to do with their homes, it’s add weird shit to them.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

The Leggings Olympic Beach Volleyball Players Are Wearing Have Somehow Become Controversial
Some people (the majority, I’d wager) tune into the Olympics to see elite athletes at the height of their game compete against one another in an effort to bring glory to their respective countries.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Facepalm

Teen Accused of Derailing Train for Social Media Video
In the almost two decades since the site’s creation, YouTube pranksters have become one of the most annoying subgroups of human beings, often showing little regard for the impact their pranks might have on others.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

King Charles’ Horse Bites Tourist So Hard That She Collapses
Being a horse with the King’s Guard must suck.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Former Congressman George Santos Says the RNC Is Grindr’s ‘Super Bowl’
For those living under a rock, the Republican National Convention took place this week, where the party pledged its fealty to former President Donald Trump and where Trump officially accepted the nomination to run as the Republican candidate for president
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Facepalm

PETA Protester Rushes Stage at ‘Twisters’ Premiere As Stars Look on in Bewilderment
Glen Powell and Daisy Edgar-Jones are the stars of the upcoming movie Twisters, a sequel to 1996’s Twister, and they’ve spent the past few weeks promoting it, mainly via Powell posting photos with his dog Brisket.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Mods of r/Hygiene Urge Community Members Not to Wash Their Asses With Soap
A running joke, or an ongoing complaint depending on who you’re talking to, is that men, particularly straight men, either don’t know how or don’t care enough to maintain basic standards of hygiene, which can be boiled down to the simple claim that “men d
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Whataburger’s App Doubles as a Power Outage Tracker Since Texas Didn’t Provide One
In what is perhaps the most unusual use of a fast-food app in recent memory, Texans were able to use the Whataburger app to check which areas still had power during recent outages caused by Hurricane Beryl.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Facepalm

Arsonist Accidentally Starts Himself on Fire
They say arson is a coward’s crime.
Featured 9 months ago in Funny


A.I.’s Attempt at Recreating Gymnastics is Biblically Bad
The latest installment in a long line of examples of A.I.-generated garbage that makes you wonder how and why anyone thinks this is the future of content is a video of a bunch of gymnastics clips that look like the stuff of nightmares.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Man Shamed for Having Explosive Diarrhea at Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons Home
Yet another thing to file under the “Things I Could Have Gone My Entire Life Without Hearing About” is a recent drama alleged to have taken place at the home of Queen Goop herself, Gwyneth Paltrow.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Dude Hires Room of Actors to Purposefully Not Laugh at Comedian’s Jokes
Being a comedian kind of seems like an extended exercise in self-flagellation driven by masochistic tendencies, which is why it’s wild that so many people continue to attempt to establish themselves in the field.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Check Out Mark Zuckerberg's Latest Attempt at Being Relatable on the Fourth of July
David Fincher’s The Social Network continues to provide us with illuminating and important context for why Mark Zuckerberg is the way he is: Underneath it all, he ultimately just wants to be accepted as one of the cool kids.
By cathybara
Featured 9 months ago in Funny