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School Board Member Says God Told Her to Post Offensive Meme

School Board Member Says God Told Her to Post Offensive Meme

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Do I Have to Delete Prom Pics If I’m Middle Aged?’: Reddit Divided Over Hot Take Stating No One Should Ever Have Any Photos With Their Exes

‘Do I Have to Delete Prom Pics If I’m Middle Aged?’: Reddit Divided Over Hot Take Stating No One Should Ever Have Any Photos With Their Exes

Breaking news: Local Redditor has an insane opinion.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Philippines House of Representatives Keeps Getting Hacked

The Philippines House of Representatives Keeps Getting Hacked

The website administrator for the Philippines’ House of Representatives isn’t having a good week.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Social Media Is Cooked’: Guys Are Now Filming Their ‘Target Runs’

‘Social Media Is Cooked’: Guys Are Now Filming Their ‘Target Runs’

We all knew it was going to happen: The average Joe has become a TikTok e-girl.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Mourners Celebrate Funeral With More Than $500 Dine and Dash

Mourners Celebrate Funeral With More Than $500 Dine and Dash

Everybody grieves in their own way.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘When a Weak Bumper Meets Big a Man’: Challenger’s Bumper Ripped to Shreds After Side-Swiping Dude at a Sideshow

‘When a Weak Bumper Meets Big a Man’: Challenger’s Bumper Ripped to Shreds After Side-Swiping Dude at a Sideshow

When you see a Dodge Challenger, you know danger is soon to follow.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Neighbor Interrupts Rapper’s Backyard Set for Ruining Her Peace in Her ‘Domicile’

Neighbor Interrupts Rapper’s Backyard Set for Ruining Her Peace in Her ‘Domicile’

Something about having a house turns a certain kind of person into an absolute tyrant.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Gold Jacket Clad Plane Passenger Shoves People When They Can’t Get Off the Plane Fast Enough

Gold Jacket Clad Plane Passenger Shoves People When They Can’t Get Off the Plane Fast Enough

Getting off of an airplane is a frustrating experience.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

French Nun Tackles Eco Protester During Church Construction Brawl

French Nun Tackles Eco Protester During Church Construction Brawl

Eco-activists have re-entered the spotlight in recent years for some mysterious reason.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Oh God, Give Me a Second’: U.K. Driving Instructor Harassed By Rival Instructor Mid-Lesson

‘Oh God, Give Me a Second’: U.K. Driving Instructor Harassed By Rival Instructor Mid-Lesson

On the very same streets upon which we drive exists a network unknown to many — a complex web of interconnected peoples known only as “driving instructors.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I Got to Go, Man’: Man Scaling Building Forced to Stop and Argue With Cops

‘I Got to Go, Man’: Man Scaling Building Forced to Stop and Argue With Cops

Once you’ve started climbing a building, there’s really no turning back.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'It's a Prank Bro': Guys Try to Get Out of Robbery by Saying They Were Just Kidding

'It's a Prank Bro': Guys Try to Get Out of Robbery by Saying They Were Just Kidding

Some people just can’t take a joke.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Films Airplane Engine Exploding Mid-Flight Over Brazil

Woman Films Airplane Engine Exploding Mid-Flight Over Brazil

Despite accidents being incredibly rare, having a fear of flying is exceptionally common.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Comic-Con Attendee Reports Assault on Train in Monster Makeup

Comic-Con Attendee Reports Assault on Train in Monster Makeup

Citizen journalism is by no means a new phenomenon, although it’s grown exponentially with the rise of social media.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘It’s Like If Hitler Was a Porn Addict’: Guy Shares His Very Racist World Hotness Map

‘It’s Like If Hitler Was a Porn Addict’: Guy Shares His Very Racist World Hotness Map

The internet is home to a lot of weird guys — incels, Nazis, Ben Shapiro — but few are weirder than men who lie at the intersection of racism and horniness.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Are Wannabe Chads Smashing Themselves in the Face With Hammers in Search of the Perfect Jawline?

Are Wannabe Chads Smashing Themselves in the Face With Hammers in Search of the Perfect Jawline?

Since we live in a society, it’s fairly impossible to escape societal standards around things like appearance and behavior.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Big Naturals Disaster’: Polar Vortex Map Predicts Cold, Titillating Weather Ahead

‘Big Naturals Disaster’: Polar Vortex Map Predicts Cold, Titillating Weather Ahead

The booby brouhaha began on Thursday when iconic s—tposter @equine__dentist headed to Twitter with a horny throwback diagram depicting the very buxom shape of a 2019 polar vortex.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Bachelor In Paradise' Contestant Forced to Quit Show After Failing to Deliver 'Poop Baby'

'Bachelor In Paradise' Contestant Forced to Quit Show After Failing to Deliver 'Poop Baby'

Though 'Bachelor in Paradise' contestant Sam Jeffries may have not left Paradise with a ring, she most definitely left with a baby — more specifically, a “poop baby.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Pectorals of Death’: Shirtless Clown Flexing His Muscles Is the Scariest Thing You’ll See This Halloween

‘Pectorals of Death’: Shirtless Clown Flexing His Muscles Is the Scariest Thing You’ll See This Halloween

You’d think that we’d be done with clowns by now.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Fakes Over 20 Heart Attacks to Get Out of Restaurant Bills

Man Fakes Over 20 Heart Attacks to Get Out of Restaurant Bills

Restaurant prices are out of control these days.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’m About to Goop’: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bare A– Is Enough to Have Anyone Questioning Medical Science

‘I’m About to Goop’: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bare A– Is Enough to Have Anyone Questioning Medical Science

Gwyneth Paltrow — an Academy Award-winning actress, vaginal candle scent model and now, the internet’s latest e-crush?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Scrappiest Place On Earth: Brutal Brawl Briefly Shutters Disneyland Teacup Ride

The Scrappiest Place On Earth: Brutal Brawl Briefly Shutters Disneyland Teacup Ride

Disneyland in Anaheim, California briefly transformed from the happiest place on Earth to the scrappiest place on Earth this past weekend after a massive brawl broke out between a handful of angry Disney adults.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Fly the Stinky Skies: Photos Emerge of Poopy EasyJet Flight That Was Canceled After Someone Released Their Bowels

Fly the Stinky Skies: Photos Emerge of Poopy EasyJet Flight That Was Canceled After Someone Released Their Bowels

The only thing worse than airplane food? Your entire flight getting canceled due to someone taking a massive dump on the aircraft floor.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Get Off Of Me!': Man Forcibly Removed From Atlanta Airport After Meltdown

'Get Off Of Me!': Man Forcibly Removed From Atlanta Airport After Meltdown

The only thing worse than navigating airport security? Trudging through that massive line just to have a tantrum and get wheeled away by a bunch of angry TSA agents.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Cop On Cop Brutality: Paul Blart Regrets His First Day as a Real Cop

Cop On Cop Brutality: Paul Blart Regrets His First Day as a Real Cop

A Los Angeles Police Department officer inadvertently found themselves playing IRL GTA last week, slamming straight into another cop running across the street while attempting to track down an allegedly stolen vehicle.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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