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The Woman Suing Disney For Her 'Injurious Wedgie' Suffered 'Severe Vaginal Lacerations' and Had Protruding Bowels
Though Emma McGuinness may have headed to Walt Disney World’s Typhoon Lagoon water park for a day of fun in the sun, she found herself in “A Whole New World” of pain after suffering an “injurious wedgie” that caused severe bleeding and organ damage.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'If God Wanted Us to Wipe…': We've Found Her – The One Woman In America Who Doesn’t Wipe Her Bum
Though straight men may have a terrible reputation for not cleaning their nether regions, they are apparently far from alone when it comes to hitting the streets with dirty bums.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'What a Sense of Entitlement She Has': Bridezilla Decidedly the A-Hole After Demanding Bridesmaid Get Mole Removed For Wedding Photos
The bridesmaid in question, Redditor u/RudeLab9732, took to r/AmITheAsshole in search of clarity on this spotty situation, asking if they would be in the wrong if they opted to ignore the bride.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Justice For Wally': Internet Rallies For Emotional Support Alligator Denied Entrance Into Phillies Game
We used to be a proper country.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘His Hat’s On Backward’: Elon Musk Roasted For Cowboy Cosplay In "Border Update" Livestream
Though Elon Musk may have cemented himself — for better or worse — as a titan of the tech industry, it appears there’s one modern invention he still has yet to master: The elusive cowboy hat.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'My Husband Saw This!': How A Medieval Staircase Led To A Man Discovering His Husband Was Cheating On Him
One TikTok influencer learned a tough lesson about thirst trapping too close to the sun, landing at the center of a viral cheating scandal after snapping a cute post-hookup video in his date’s old time-y Parisian stairwell.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Woman Sends Herself to the ER After Putting Nail Glue In Her Eye
Just when you thought people on the internet were done with putting glue on their bodies where they shouldn’t, some poor soul found herself in the emergency room after mistaking nail glue for eye drops.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Brittany Renner Stuns Shannon Sharpe By Confirming Her Body Count Is a Measly 35
Though NFL icon Shannon Sharpe may be able to boast a legendary playing career and a successful podcast, it appears there is one thing the pro athlete doesn’t have — a grasp on the fact that women in their 30s have sex.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'I’ve Been A Very Naughty Boy': Married British Airways Pilot Bragged About Doing Coke Off Topless Women Day Before International Flight
One British Airways pilot proved that flying airplanes is more than just sex, drugs and rock and roll — a.k.a. turbulence — forcing the airline to cancel a 12-hour flight from Johannesburg to London after he confessed to partying hard hours before takeoff
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Entitled Karen Pours Starbucks Mocha On the Ground Because it Has Too Much Chocolate
One Starbucks barista discovered that there is definitely such a thing as doing too good of a job at work, getting berated by an angry Karen for filling her Mocha with too much chocolatey goodness.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
