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Jack-in-the-Box Employee Shoots at Customer Who Dared Asked For His Curly Fries
One Florida family’s trip to a Texas Jack-in-the-Box drive-through ended in a hail of bullets after a fast food employee attempted to shoot up their car following a dispute over curly fries.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Retail Worker Deserves Raise After Preventing Would Be Thieves From Walking Out With Entire Clothing Rack
One Northern California outlet employee recently proved that retail workers are disgustingly underpaid, sprinting out of the store and thwarting two would-be-robbers who attempted to walk out with a giant clothing rack.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'You Don't Message A Married Woman's Man': NFL Wife Puts ‘Jersey Shore’ Star On Blast For DMing Her Husband
Though Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick was famously said to have died during the show’s second season, she is alive, well, and sliding into DMs of married men.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Miami Demolition Goes Sideways As Massive Chunk of Building Falls Onto Sidewalk
The city of Miami is holding an emergency meeting this morning after footage of a massive piece of concrete was seen falling into the street on Saturday, narrowly missing a passing car.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'F—k You!': Male Karen Berates Receptionist Over Appointment He Never Scheduled
No Appointment? Big problem … Specifically for a few unwitting receptionists who were verbally berated by a male Karen apparently peeved he didn’t have an appointment at their medical practice.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude With Tiny Mic Asking Women About Architect Frank Gehry Isn’t the Dunk He Thinks It Is
As part of their promo for their spring/summer 2024 collection, Dion Lee, the brand created by American-Australian fashion designer Dion Lee, interviewed attendees of their show at New York Fashion Week earlier this month.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘You Musta Drank a Cup o’ C–t This Morning, Didn’t Ya?’: Nail Salon Karen Gets Out Karened By Clout Chasing TikToker
The increased cost of living means that everyone is feeling the pinch, but the solution to financial concerns is not to seek out a luxury service and then complain about the cost.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I Paid My Money!': Male Karen Has Movie Theater Meltdown After Refusing To Accept His Assigned Seat
After refusing to listen to his fellow patrons, theater staff paused the film and brought in an employee in an attempt to explain that assigned seats were mandatory.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Ice Poseidon Attacked By Fan He Scammed With Crypto Scheme
Ah, cryptocurrency.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Woman Is On a Mission to F– Every Roller Coaster in North America
One thirsty theme park attendee allegedly took the concept of riding roller coasters a little too literally, sparking backlash after admitting to enjoying a few uncomfortably thrilling thrill rides on a private Twitter account.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny