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Tom Brady Loses Thursday Night Football and Then His Wife the Next Morning

Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bündchen are officially filing divorce papers today.

UPDATED: Matthew Perry Apologizes For Asking Why Keanu Reeves Is Still Alive

Matthew Perry has a new memoir coming out, titled Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing, and in the book, Perry takes on the subject of talented actors dying before their time.

Elon Musk Thinks He’s Too Smart for Chess

Elon Musk is making headlines after tweeting that the game of chess is "too simple to be useful in real life."

Influencer Says He Doesn’t Talk to His Family Because They're 'Irrelevant'

The social media influencer Larz has stated that he no longer speaks with his family, calling them “irrelevant” because they have fewer followers than he does.

New Jersey Barber Ends His Cuts With a Gentle Kiss on the Forehead

Bryan Sematore is a barber based in Ridgewood, New Jersey who’s racked up thousands of Instagram views, and 66k follows on TikTok by providing a snippet of affection to his clients.

‘World’s Dirtiest Man’ Dies After Taking First Shower in 67 Years

The ‘World’s Dirtiest Man,’ Amou Haji, has recently passed after his first contact with soap in over 67 years. He was 94.

Karen Complains About Karen-themed Halloween Decorations and Forces Town to Remove Them

The witty display was likely a lighthearted jab at the ubiquitous stereotype, but one resident felt otherwise.

Starbucks Manager Claims Employees 'Kidnapped' Her When They Staged “March on the Boss”

A South Carolina Starbucks manager has accused her employees of kidnapping and assaulting her after they staged a “march on the boss” protest to demand higher wages.

Protestors Demand 'Pooping Bowls' After Gluing Themselves to VW Showroom Floor

They were also unable to order food.

James Corden Takes Back His Apology and Confirms He’s an Irredeemable Douche

Now Corden says he retracts his apology and that he is being bullied online.

Woman Unleashes 10,000 Bees to Fight Off Police Serving Her Eviction

Rory Susan Woods, 55, is facing charges for an attempt to dispel Hampden County Sheriff’s Deputies evicting her from a residence in Longmeadow, MA with the force of thousands upon thousands of angry bees.

Divorced Dad Kanye West is Digging Himself Into a Big Racist Hole

Kanye West has taken the limelight yet again after an incredibly anti-Semitic rant while featured as a guest on the popular podcast Drink Champs, hosted by hip-hop notables N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN.

James Corden Unbanned After Apologizing to Restaurant Owner but People Demand He Also Apologize to Staff

After getting banned from a popular NYC restaurant, James Corden issued an apology to the Balthazar owner but fans weren't buying it as sincere.

James Corden Banned From Famed NYC Restaurant After Being a Dick to Waitstaff

The human toe that is James Corden apparently isn't a pleasant person to wait on.

The Softest Generation Ever Thinks Thumb-Up Emoji is Passive Aggressive

Linguistics in the age of emojis is a tricky thing. The meaning behind words and symbols are ever-evolving, and every budding generation seems to communicate slightly differently.

50 Cent Responds to His Son With the Perfect Troll

Marques Jackson, son of 50 Cent, is offering to pay his dad $6,700 just to hang out with him.

Dad Thwarts Would Be Toilet Paper Crew With Flamethrower

A group of Baraboo High School boys partaking in a homecoming tradition of TPing houses on the night of October 5th wound up face to face with an angry dude dressed in military dregs wielding a flamethrower.

Dunkin Donuts Customers Are Not Happy With Company's New Loyalty Program

Dunkin Donuts is the lifeblood of America, and for those with cold brew in their veins, this isn't the first time they've endured insults from the brand.

High School Bonfire Tradition Permanently Cancelled After Explosion

Mosley High School in Bay County, Florida has been celebrating Homecoming for over 50 years now with the beautiful tradition of a school-wide bonfire

$1.5 Million Prototype Floating Home Capsizes at Unveiling

On September 22nd, the prototype “SeaPod,” a $1.5 million floating-home-of-the-future, capsized the instant it was unveiled and subsequently sank.

Hans Niemann Screened for Anal Beads after Investigation Concludes He Cheated 100 Times

People Are Outraged Mario Doesn’t Have a Thicc Dumper

That's Italy's A**! Do it some justice!

Comics Are Tired of 'SNL' Ripping off Their Work

One episode into their new season, and Saturday Night Live is already stealing content for their late-night sketch-based comedy show.

Fat Cat Apple Exec Fired for Disgustingly Offensive TikTok Remarks

A top Apple executive was recently asked in a TikTok video what he does for a living, and his response, "I fondle big-breasted women."

Spain Has a Thicc New Mascot Named ‘Bussi’ and We’re Obsessed

What in the ever-loving nightmare fuel is going on in Spain?