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Elementary School Accidentally Serves Kids Floor Sealant Instead of Milk

Tom Hanks Tells Mob of Fans to 'Back the F*** Off', After They Knock His Wife Over

Tom Hanks, aka 'America's Dad' had to give these overly obsessed, snot-nosed fans a harsh reality check at they knocked over his wife Rita Wilson after the two were out in NYC.

Ezra Miller Accused of Grooming 18 Year Old Girl and Cannot Be Located

The Joker Part 2 Is Going to be a Musical, No Really

And here we...go!

The Joke That Got Dave Weigel Suspended From the Washington Post

After retweeting a sexist joke, Washington Post political reporter Dave Weigel was put on unpaid suspension. The joke came from the Youtuber Cam Harless who said, "Every woman is bi. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual."

Sony and Jared Leto Got Trolled Into Re-releasing Morbius and it Bombed Again

This is further proof that most people just don't understand the Internet. After weeks of Morbius memes, Sony saw an opportunity to capitalize on their film's popularity and thought re-releasing the film would spur new fans to see it in theaters.

IG Model Says Her 22-Pound Breasts Got Her Kicked Off Plane

The Instagram model who goes by the name Mary Magdalene claims she was removed from an American Airline flight due to the size of her enormous fake breasts. However, American Airlines has confirmed that this is not the case, she was just in the wrong seat

Man Says He's In Love With His ’98 Chevy

A man from Arkansas who chooses to remain anonymous, for obvious reasons, says that he loves his ’98 Chevy. Unlike most people who love their car, this man is emotionally and physically in love with his vehicle.

Shakira’s Cheating Boyfriend Officially the World’s Dumbest Man

Kim K Says She’d ‘Literally’ Eat Poop

Kim Kardashian recently sat down with the New York Times for what turned out to be an intimate interview complete with excrement.

Elon Musk Posts Elden Ring Build, Gets Trolled

If you aren't double-shielding, you're missing out.

Students Under Investigation After Senior Prank Goes Bad at Texas High School

A prank at a high school in Texas went bad causing thousands of dollars worth of damage and forcing the school to close for the remainder of the semester.

OnlyFans Model Shamed For Airing Out Dirty Panties on Airplane

A video has gone viral of 27-year-old OnlyFans model, Vvs Diamond, who shared a video of herself drying her underwear using the air vent above her on a flight.

Influencer Facing Charges After Starting Forest Fire for Video

Internet Roasts Jordan Peterson after Asinine Fat-Shaming Tweet

Yumi Nu just became the first Asian American model to grace the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue. And pardon my French, but holy f**k she's stunning.

Jackie Chan: Actor, Martial Artist, Deadbeat Dad

Jackie Chan and his daughter Etta Ng Chok Lam don't speak to each other. It's no surprise.

Cooking Show Goes Up in Smoke After Woman Starts a Grease Fire, Almost Burns House Down

In the clip, Kjanecaron is searing a steak in a pan, waving her hand around the smoke-filled room when the pan catches fire.

Tattoo Artist Gets Roasted After Unveiling Awful E-40 Tattoo

Babe Actor Glues Himself to Starbucks Counter Over Price of Vegan Milk

Oscar-nominated actor James Cromwell from acclaimed films such as "Babe" and "The Green Mile", super-glued his hand to the counter at a Starbucks in New York to protest the rise in the price of non-dairy creamer.

People Can't Believe This Turtle is Racist

After a series of videos showing a turtle attacking a pair of black shoes went viral, some people are vowing to never use paper straws again.

Internet Fries Jack Harlow for Being Carried at Kentucky Derby

Apparently Jack Harlow didn't want to get his kicks dirty at the Kentucky Derby.

Woman Deported From Bali After Naked Photoshoot With 700 Year Old Tree

Russian tourist, Alina Fazleeva, was in tears, pleading for forgiveness after offending many locals for posing naked next to a sacred tree in Bali, Indonesia.

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses

Madison Cawthorn Poked the Beast and Now He's Paying For It

Honestly, we don't give a shit what he wants to do behind closed doors. Sure it's weird that he wants to do this stuff with his cousin, but hey, I"m told the south is more practiced in that sort of stuff.

Pro Life Activist Risks His Own Climbing SF Skyscraper

The hour-long climb caught the attention of many on Twitter as local helicopters started sharing pictures of a man 30-floors up without any gear.