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Whoopi Goldberg Suspended for Saying "Holocaust Wasn't About Race' on Live TV

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, has been suspended from her longtime position on ABC's 'The View' for on-air comments regarding the holocaust.

Proven Abuser Chris Brown in Hot Water Again...Again

Maybe it's time we stop giving this guy second, third, and fourth chances.

30-Year-Old Dog Walker and Antiwork Mod "Fired" After Disastrous Fox News Interview

The r/antiwork subreddit began in 2013 under the anarchist ideology that work as a means of survival should be abolished and that every human should have basic necessities met no matter who they are.

Kanye West 'Telling Everyone Within Earshot' That Pete Davidson Has AIDS

West hasn't made any of these allegations public, but according to reports has been actively telling just about everyone he can that Davidson is suffering from the disease.

These McDonald’s Menu "Hacks" Are Not For the Faint of Heart

Mcdonald's is promoting “hacking” of its infamous sandwiches and burgers, by what means you ask?

15 Strange Celeb Encounters Proving All Humans Are Just Awkward AF

Some straight up cringeworthy celeb interactions.

Cartels Turning to GTA V Online for Recruitment

According to a recent report, cartel members may be using GTA V as a means of recruiting drug runners.

Colorado Cop Quits After Her Coworkers Found Her OnlyFans

Melissa Williams, a lieutenant working for the Arapahoe County Sheriffs Office, claims that she was forced to resign after her colleagues discovered her Onlyfans account.

Texas Woman Arrested After Trying to Buy a Baby for 500k at Walmart

Rebecca Lanette Taylor was arrested Tuesday, January, 24 after allegedly attempting to buy a woman's child at a Walmart in Texas.

Woman With Two Working Vaginas Has Taken OnlyFans By Storm

Adult content creator Evelyn Miller has an interesting gimmick when it comes to her Onlyfans account. She has two vaginas.

President-Elect of Chile Simps Hard for Taylor Swift

Swifties came together once again in defense of the singer/songwriter. One die hard fan just happens to be the new president of Chile.

TikToker Reports Door Dash Worker For Ignoring No-Contact Delivery, Gets Him Fired

@bailesb12 said her boyfriend tested positive for COVID-19 and that he had been in quarantine for the past few days. She wanted to do something nice for him by buying him snacks and hydrating drinks like Gatorade and Vitamin Water. The trouble started

Crypto Group Blows 2 Million on Dune Bible Thinking It Would Give Them Copyrights, It Didn't

A group of very big-brained individuals known as the Spice DOA (Decentralized Autonomous Organization) forked over €2.66M for a "rare copy of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s story bible for Dune."

Portland Pickle Tickles Twitter with Pickle Pics

Dillon T. Pickle - short for Dillion The Pickle - is in hot gherkin water after an unsolicited d*ck pic went viral on twitter.

British Dude Throttled Online after Posting Food Pic at Soccer Match

British people continue to amaze the world with their garbage pail food.

MGK Proposes to Megan Fox with Fugly Ring and Blood Drinking, Gets Roasted

Rapper Kodak Black Caught Putting on a Show at NHL Game

Dude was trying to get the puck deep that's for sure.

Man Rushes Cockpit and Destroys Controls Before Trying To Jump Out Pilot Window

The flight, originally scheduled to depart for Miami from the Ramón Villeda Morales International Airport in San Pedro Sula, Honduras, was delayed for over eight hours as the airline scrambled to replace the plane.

Twitter Confuses Serial Killer Robert Durst with Singer Fred Durst

Leave it to the internet to mix up a deceased real estate mogul/murderer with a nu metal band singer who's alive and well.

LAPD Upholds 2017 Firing of Officers Who Ignored Robbery Call To Catch Snorlax in Pokemon GO

Two LAPD police officers are to remain fired after a court upheld their 2017 termination for ignoring a call for backup to a robbery-in-progress to instead chase a Snorlax outside their beat area in Pokemon GO.

Guy Gets Shredded Online For His Clubbing Shirt

He never stood a chance.

Jared Fogle Makes First Statement From Jail Since Conviction, Quotes Shawshank Redemption

Disgraced Subway sleaze Jared Fogle has released his first statement since his 2015 conviction on child pornography charges and paying for sex with an underage girl.

NASCAR Officially Denies 'Let's Go Brandon' Themed Car

Brandon Brown, whose name started the popular catchphrase, 'Let's Go Brandon', signed a deal last month with LGBcoin.ion (Let's Go Brandon Coin) and recently tried to get his new sponsored car into official NASCAR races.

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'Nevermind' Baby's Child Porn Lawsuit Dismissed by Judge

Hardly a surprising verdict, but there's still a chance to escalate.