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19 Extremely Entitled People Who Need a Wakeup Call

These people need a wakeup call to come back to reality.

Redditor Shows Off His 'Homemade Alien Mummy' In Response to Mexico's Bombshell UFO Hearing

Days after a ufologist presented two alleged alien corpses before Mexican Congress, one shitposting UFO truther claimed to have found themselves particularly inspired … to finally finish their years-long alien craft project.

26 Ridiculously Expensive 'Fashions' That Are Complete Trash

Although Meryl Streep's character in "Devil Wears Prada" delivers an impassioned speech to the contrary, it's hard to imagine that high fashion actually trickles down to the regular consumer.

18 Things We Were Told In School That Was Total BS

Sometimes our education can seem a little out of date.

31 Bad Haircuts Worth Fighting Your Barber Over

Except, some of these people actually think it looks good.

Nerds Lose Their Minds After Elon Musk Shares Photo of Amber Heard In ‘Overwatch’ Cosplay

Once thought of as a genius innovator and out-of-the-box thinker, Elon Musk’s purchase and subsequent overuse of Twitter (lol “X”) has made the world realize that he’s just kind of a loser.

Teachers Are Struggling to Handle Kids Who Think 9/11 Is One Big Joke

Here’s a terrifying thought: There are kids walking among us today who learned about 9/11 through memes.

‘Finders Keepers’: Employee Finds Gun on Bathroom Baby-Changing Table Left By Oblivious Cop

In the United States, cops have guns — if, that is, they can manage to hold onto them.

The Submarine Stepson Has Been Caught Up In a “Prostitution Ring”

Brian Szasz has had one hell of a summer.

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert Kicked Out of Beetlejuice Musical For Vaping and Singing

Rumor has it the usher had to say Boebert’s name three times to get her to leave.

‘We Need Pain In the Economy’: Millionaire Property Developer Says Companies Need to ‘Remind People That They Work For Them’ – Not the Other Way Around

Property developer and notable millennial avocado toast hater, Tim Gurner, told an interviewer during the Australian Financial Review Summit that there needs to be “pain in the economy.”

22 Entitled People Who Think They're the Main Character

'Anyways, This Jumper': Woman's GRWM Interrupted By Man Screaming For His Life

It’s survival of the fittest out there.

Man Suffocated a Spotted Lanternfly With His Butt

The Spotted Lanternfly has invaded the East Coast and has forced regular citizens into a collective militia against this invasive species. If you live in or around New York City, or anywhere in the North East, you've seen these little devils. However, one

The Bisexual Obama Rumors Reignite the 'Hobama' Fandom

Last week, Tucker Carlson interviewed Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed to have had a crack-smoked-filled one-night stand with former President Barack Obama in the '90s. And one part of the internet is asking if a certain former boy bander is next to sh

22 Dollar Store Dirtbags to Trash Up Your Local Retailer

Where there are discounts, there are dirtbags.

Aaron Rogers Injury Memes That Won't Repair His Achilles

As Adam Schefter, one of the NFL’s top reporters, tweeted out this morning, “Aaron Rodgers’ torn Achilles might be the most devastating injury to a team and fan base in NFL history.”

Promotional 'Aaron Rogers Throws for More Than 1 Yard' Bet Doesn’t Hit

By now you’ve probably heard that the NFL’s biggest offseason storyline came to an abrupt end just three plays into the Jets’ fresh 2023-2024 season when Aaron Rogers tore his Achilles on the team’s opening drive against the Bills on Monday Night Football

Packers Fans Forced to Pay Huge Bar Tabs after Cheering Aaron Rodgers’ Injury

A group of bitter Green Bay Packers fans learned a few hard lessons on hubris and gambling on Monday, finding themselves forced to pay massive bills after hoping the New York Jets would lose following Aaron Rodgers’ gruesome Achilles tendon tear.

'Imagine Firing Your Guardian Angel': Former IBM Exec Admits To Axing Colleague Who Saved His Life On 9/11

Though former IBM exec Bill Ellmore’s colleague may have saved his life, stopping him from boarding United Flight 93 on September 11, 2001, her heroic decision wasn’t enough to save her job, the tech mogul admitting to giving her the ax in an unhinged soc

Woman Attends the ‘You Don’t Need Glasses Seminar’ So We Don’t Have To

Samantha Lotus is an anti-glasses grifter who went viral for claiming optometrists are lying about people's need for glasses.

Naked Dude In Full Body Paint Argues With Waitstaff Over Dress Code Violation

No shoes. No shirt. No service.

Orangutan Throws Possum Out of Second Story Zoo Enclosure

An orangutan at an Australian Perth zoo was filmed throwing a possum into a neighboring enclosure to the horror of on-looking visitors.

'9/11 Is Ruining My Birthday!': Zoomer Peeved That Terrorist Day Happened On Her Special Day

One Tiktoker is quickly learning the meaning of “never post” after a video of hers, in which she laments the fact that 9/11 had to take place on her birthday, found its way to r/ImTheMainCharacter.

Trucker Jackknifes His Trailer in an Attempt to Reach A Bag of Cheetos

One trucker proved the integral importance of front seat snack providers, nearly totaling his truck in pursuit of an on-the-go lunch.