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'I Found Foreskin On My Cheese Pizza': Dave Portnoy Fanboys Review Bomb Pizzeria After His F-Bomb Filled Brawl With Owner
Barstool Sports overlord Dave Portnoy didn’t mince words when it came to his latest pizza review, condemning Dragon Pizza in Somerville, Massachusetts as “messy” and “trash,” adjectives that proved to be fighting words to owner Charlie Redd.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Lawn Care Enthusiasts Have Lots of Feelings About Russian Official Killed In Drone Strike While Mowing Lawn
One relaxing lawn care Saturday turned deadly for Alexei Chernykh, a Police Lieutenant Colonel in the Russian Police force, after he was blown to smithereens by a drone strike as he mowed his lawn.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Racist Dude Learns Hard Lesson after Getting Slapped to the Ground for Using the N-Word
One white man recently learned the age-old lesson of “talk s**t, get hit” the hard way, landing a devastating palm to the face after attempting to use a racial slur while arguing with a Black man.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
24 Bad Jokes People Walked Right Into
These went right over their heads.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
OnlyFans’ Founder Paid Himself $1,000,000 in Bonuses A Day
While people online have been arguing back and forth about the ethics of OnlyFans and the perceived increase in the number of young women turning to online sex work, OnlyFans’ owner has, unsurprisingly, been getting rich off other people’s efforts.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
‘Does She Even Go Here?’: Lola Bunny Cosplayer Interrupts College Lecture With Safe-for-School ‘Strip Tease’
Admittedly, college lectures can be a bit boring, and I’m sure most students wouldn’t mind something fun to spice them up. But if you’re looking to add a little energy to a boring lecture, please don’t do this.
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'Let Me Be Clear, **** You!': Barstool Overlord Dave Portnoy Exchanges F-Bombs and Middle Fingers With Pizzeria Owner After Bad Review
When Barstool Sports overlord Dave Portnoy described one Massachusetts pizzeria’s famous slice as a “mess,” little did he know he’d land in one of his own, trading f-bombs and shirt-based insults with the restaurant's owner.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Morgan’s Wailing’: Girls in Line for Bathroom Brawl It Out in a Porta Potty
In line for the bathroom at a Morgan Wallen concert taking place at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, two women began arguing before eventually escalating into a full-on brawl. Quickly, they tumbled into a Porta Potty, where the smell of a concert’s worth of whiske
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Dude Crushes 50 Shots of Patron to Win $1,000 Bet – Immediately Gets Taken to the Hospital
Just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Man Worried About His "Space Children" Claims Aliens Abducted His Sperm
One man may have nutted a little too close to the sun, stars and outlying planets, allegedly convinced that his nocturnal emissions may have been stolen by a group of aliens looking to merge their species with the human race.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Company Tells Employees to Use PTO If They Are Unable to Come In Due to Hurricane Idalia
While there is a huge hurricane threatening much of Southeast USA, most companies are closing for the time being to keep their employees and customers safe, but not this employee.
By RustyBuckler
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
This Slideshow on the Ten Commandments Makes Religious Education Almost Seem Entertaining
Enter: powerpoints. Powerpoint nights are an increasingly popular form of entertainment. Far from being the sole purview of middle-aged businesspeople, powerpoints have become a vehicle for memes, jokes and celebrity conspiracy theories.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
22 Cringe Pics That Belong In the Hall of Facepalm
One man's cringe is another man's heaven.
By RustyBuckler
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘You’re on the Wrong Side of the Road!’: Karens Play ‘Karen Chicken’ on a Bike Path and We Are the Winners
Two Arizona women put the long-debated “Irresistible Karen Paradox” to bed over the weekend, singlehandedly proving that a whole lot of drama can and will ensue when an immovable pedestrian Karen meets an unstoppable cyclist Karen.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
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