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Andrew Tate Simps Think They've Found a Glitch in the Matrix

Tate and his brother were released from prison last Friday, March 31, which if you can read the tea leaves, or operate Google search, you’ll learn is the same day The Matrix was released in theaters in 1999.

Andrew Tate is Out of Prison and Photoshopping His Beard For Social Media

After months of being photoshopped into everything from a hot girl to a coquette, notable Romanian prisoner Andrew Tate has seemingly taken matters into his own hands, appearing to terribly photoshop his prison beard.

‘I’m Quitting’: Adin Ross Quits after Viewers Spam His 'Sister’s Nudes'

Adin Ross announced yesterday that he is quitting streaming and social media for good, following multiple incidents of viewers sending him naked photos of his sister during streams.

Our Favorite Deleted Tweets That Flew Too Close to the Sun

“Search ‘this tweet has been deleted’ in your camera roll and post your favorite,” @UsingCigarettes prompted their followers on Twitter.

'I'm the Alpha Now': High School Student Plays the 'Alpha Male Card' On His Beta Teacher

As one kid in the background so aptly put it – “bruh.”

LARPers Perform Necromancer Spell in Attempt to Resuscitate Headless Body, End Up Contaminating Crime Scene

Larpers, or live action role players, are unable to revive a dead body with their magic.

15 Super Entitled People Who Need to Get a Grip on Reality

Brilliant Comments That Totally Nailed It

Take a break from the day and enjoy a select batch of funny comments and comebacks.

22 Facepalms and Fails to Cause a Frenzy

Give yourself a break with some funny follies.

Reddit Debates the Male Equivalent of the 'Big Titty Goth Girlfriend'

The post received 7,100 upvotes and 2,500 comments, most of which, were written by men.

'Everything Went Dark': Woman Passes Out after Teens Target Her With ‘Bucket Prank’ Challenge

If you search “bucket prank” in TikTok’s search bar, you’ll find videos of teenagers in Home Depot and Target, pranking strangers by putting buckets on their heads, before running away.

Amsterdam Is Telling Rowdy British Lads to Stay Away

Bad news for the British boys looking to enjoy all the weed, shrooms and sex workers Amsterdam has to offer — you’re shite out of luck, bruvah.

30 Ways to Troll Future Scientists By Leaving Things on Mars

Some funny and clever responses to the question "if you could place anything on mars to screw with scientists, what would it be?'

Libs of TikTok Failed the Green Line Test

Though Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may not have not immediately recognized Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichikt during their Capitol Hill run-in, the fine people of Twitter sure did, identifying the controversial admin and her green line test-

‘I Support Jenna’s Side’: Is the New Ligma Bait People Are Using to Troll Influencers

Ever since the infamous 2015 ‘Deez Nuts’ vine, the internet has been tricking unsuspecting victims into saying inappropriate things.

'I Make Sure My Man Nuts At Least 6 or 7 Times a Day': OnlyFans Model Talks About How Much She Pleasures Her Man

While Dick Destroyer December may be eight months away, it’s never too early to start training – just ask OnlyFans creator Vicky Banxxx, who pledged her allegiance to making her man cum 6-7 times per day.

TSA Has Now Officially Declared Peanut Butter Is a Liquid

Earlier this month, author Patrick Neve took to Twitter with a truly heart-wrenching tale of air travel woe — losing his beloved peanut butter to the TSA’s bureaucratic overlords.

5 Dumb Historical Events That Forever Changed the World

In the grand scheme of things, some really dumb shit had to happen for us to get to where we are today.

Woman Catches Boyfriend Cheating Thanks To Cruise Ship Security Camera

Who knew that some cruise ships have cameras that let you monitor the action on every deck from the comfort of your own room? Not this boyfriend apparently.

D&Tea CEO Put on Blast for Asking a Client Out on a Date

Twitch streamer and content creator, PinkVaporGaming, took to Twitter to share a conversation she had with a co-founder of DandTeaCo; a Dungeons & Dragons-themed tea company, where he used his business contacts to ask her out on a date.

Twitter Thread Explains Why the TikTok Ban Is Worse Than the Patriot Act

Titled the RESTRICT Act, the new bill would potentially outlaw TikTok along with any technology associated with enemies of the state.

Woman Says She Drank $50,000 Worth of Booze in the Ultra VIP Section

“You might be thinking Thaiz, “‘are you an alcoholic or are you rich? One or the other,’” she commenced the clip, which has since garnered upwards of 420,000 views. “No no no, it was insane.”

'I Think the Tooth Fairy Was Drinking Last Night': Dad Accidentally Gives His Kid $110 as the Tooth Fairy

Michigan dad has a hilarious reaction to giving his son too much money.

ChatGPT Will Write You a Poem About Gay Frogs (But Only If You’re Gay)

Earlier this week, TikToker @misleadreed learned this lesson the hard way, detailing how their request for ChatGPT to follow in the footsteps of gay frog expert Alex Jones went off the rails in a now-viral TikTok.

Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace

Earlier this week, former President Donald Trump shared a poll on his Truth Social platform, showing that republican voters preferred him over Florida governor and fellow presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.