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'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse
PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘The Andrew Tate for Women’: Toxic Female Tiktokers Encourage Women to Only Date Men Who Will Pay Them $10,000,000
Semi-decent-kickboxer turned Romanian prisoner, Andrew Tate, has finally met his match … well, his match that *isn’t* Greta Thunburg or jail ghosts. Enter the world of TikTok’s latest dating trend — femcel influencers.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

MrBeast Says He’s ‘Considering’ Bailing Out the Banks
Move over blind people, African children and Twitch e-girls — YouTube charity porn star MrBeast has hinted at the latest benefactor of his borderline-exploitative philanthropy — the global banking system.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Biden 'Hitting the Griddy' Gets Photoshopped to Hell and Back
The leader of the free world is free to get memed.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

22 People Who Clearly Missed the Joke
Here we go again, with another collection of dumb jokes that were too coated in satire for these aloof buffoons to understand. You know the drill, some one get these people a ladder and a net, because jokes went way over their heads.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Forbes Has an Epically, Insanely Bad Knack for Picking White-Collar Scammers For Their Cover Stories
Last month, the financial news giant released their annual list of America’s Best Banks, a ranking that predominantly featured the now-defunct SVB Financial Group’s Silicon Valley Bank *and* Signature Bank.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

31 "Influencers" Who Just Arrived From Planet Cringe
The cringe is almost impossible.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny


Twitter's New Public Bookmark Feature is Being Called the 'Jerk Off Ratio'
Bad news for people who like to beat their meat in peace — weeks after Twitter’s public view counter illustrated just how unpopular we all evidently are, the platform’s Musk-y overlords have unveiled their latest visible metric— publicly displaying the n
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Things Guys Didn't Know about Women Until They Experienced One First Hand
Despite knowing them, loving them and literally emerging into the world from them, it seems men know pretty much jack shit about women — as proven through r/AskReddit’s most recent viral monstrosity.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny