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Car Does Wild 360 on Wet Road, But Somehow Ends Up Totally Fine

He definitely got lucky.

Trail Cam Catches Deer Farting

Listen, nature isn’t all hummingbirds and sunsets.

North Korean Soldiers Are Gooning After Gaining Porn Access for the First Time Ever

North Korea has officially entered the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine. There has been one major bonus for North Korean soldiers: access to pornography.

Here Is How UFO Truthers Are Voting This Election

Election Day is officially here and while Evangelicals may be Donald Trump’s biggest supporters, it turns out that UFO enthusiasts may not be far behind.

New Documentary Claims King Charles Piloted a UFO

Long before he had taken the throne as the United Kingdom’s top monarch, King Charles may have piloted a UFO across Canada.

10 Insane Weapons From Humanity's Dark Past

UFO-Shaped Cloud Appears In the Sky Over New Zealand

A strange shape appeared in the New Zealand sky last month that looks exactly like a UFO.

Never Forget That Time Kris Kristofferson Stole an Army Helicopter and Flew It to Johnny Cash's House

Kris Kristofferson decided to steal a US Army helicopter and land on Johnny Cash's lawn.

5 Objects That Really, Truly Came This Close to Hitting Earth

5 times we actually came pretty close to a meteor strike

101 Zombies We'd Let Eat Our Flesh

Everyone assumes that, during a zombie apocalypse, they’d be one of the survivors.

Around the World in 18 Zombies

Whether you’ve sought them out or not, zombies have probably crawled and dragged their way into your life in some form or another.

The True Story Behind John Blackthorne, the Crazy British Bloke From FX's ‘Shōgun’

Shōgun is one of the most talked-about TV shows right now, which makes sense because if there’s one thing the internet loves, it’s samurai.

Lazy Workers Find Ways to Do Their Job While Not Doing Their Job

It’s fair to say that most of us would much rather not be working.

Confused Olympian Doesn’t Understand Why We’re Biting the Medals But Does It Anyway

There’s a long-standing tradition amongst Olympians where they bite their medals.

Irish Rugby Player Lifts Another Player to a Catch by the Seat of her Pants

I’ve never seen this method before! The ongoing Olympics have seen athletes whip out all kinds of tactics we’ve never seen before.

Did Turkey Send a Real Assassin to the Olympics?

While we were all incredibly impressed by how badass and cyberpunk Olympic shooting contestants looked earlier this week, someone’s uncle has come along and blown them all out of the water just by being himself.

Meet the Italian Gymnast Sponsored By Parmesan Cheese

Sponsorships are a dime a dozen in elite sports.

Olympic Shooters Look Like Cyberpunk Assassins

One of the best things about the Olympics is discovering new sports you’d never heard of before, or learning which new sports are now included (this year, it’s breakdancing).

American Woman Retrofits Her German Apartment With Not One, But Two AC Units

Potentially one of the biggest cultural differences between Americans and Europeans is the reliance on air conditioners.

Man Doesn't Need Two Wheels to do Sick Bike Trick

How does one even figure out they can do this?

Drunk Woman on the Street Has Only One Thing on Her Mind, Chinese Buffets

There’s a cottage industry of dudes with microphones interviewing drunk women on the street.

Woman Power-Washes 126 Years of Grime Off Her Home

People love a fixer-upper, but apparently they don’t like it if you fix things up too much, as one woman recently learned when she posted a video of herself cleaning 126 years of grime and dirt off the exterior of her home.

‘That’s a Great Deal’: According to Science Having 1-2 Drinks a Day Only Decreases Your Life By Two Months

Exciting news for alcoholics both functioning and otherwise: A new study suggests that while drinking can decrease your lifespan, even for the heaviest drinkers, it may only take roughly two years off your total runtime.

Home Owner Intentionally Breaks Every HOA Law Just Because They Can

Home ownership remains a crucial component of the American Dream.

Man Riding His Scooter Around at Night Finds and Rescues Man Stuck in a Wall

You never know what you’ll find when driving around at night.