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People Are Imaging What 'Pimp My Ride' Would Be Like in 2024

There’s no better encapsulation of mid-2000s television than MTV’s Pimp My Ride.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A 13-Year-Old Just Became the First Person to Ever Beat ‘Tetris’

'Tetris' is one of those games that you just assume someone has beaten by now.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Woman Chokes Out Man With Her Legs for No Apparent Reason

Japan — the fascination of historians and weebs alike.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

‘The D Is Fire’: Gypsy Rose Blanchard Brags About How Good Her Husband’s Pipe Game Is

Though Gypsy Rose Blanchard may have only been out of prison for less than a week, she’s already making the most of her time as a free woman — namely, getting absolutely dicked down by her hubby.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Flushable Wipes Are A Myth!’: Dude Pimps His Ride With Message About Septic Systems and Wiping Our Butts

Over in the soft-handed lands of Europe and Southeast Asia, they pamper their butts by cleaning them with water.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

The Moment a Cruise Ship Rescued a Life Raft Adrift at Sea

When you go on a cruise, perhaps after saving and planning for years, you expect to relax and unwind, enjoy all of the included food and drinks you can handle and get a tan.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Wanted: The Dude Who Stole a 50-Pound Fish from Bass Pro Shops

It’s the heist of the century.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Woman Built a DIY Mine Underneath Her House

There’s nothing like a little DIY to make a house feel like a home.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Firework Stall Explodes in Ecuador

When you’re shopping for fireworks this New Year’s, be sure to actually wait to light them up.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Hits Burger King After Prison Release

It’s the day true crime girlies and the gays of Twitter have been waiting for — after eight years behind bars, Gypsy Rose Blanchard has finally been released from prison.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Old Timey Footage Shows Man Boxing Lion Who Dare Interrupt His Sunbathing

Sports used to be much more interesting.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A Pop-Tarts Mascot Was Sacrificed and Eaten on Live TV

In times like these, the country needs a hero. Thankfully, it’s recently found one in the form of a human-sized sugar snack.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Sephora Moisturizer Is Allegedly Attracting Hordes of Wolf Spiders

But unfortunately, according to one review that’s now gone viral, it may later completely ruin that boosted mood by attracting wolf spiders.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Newest Holiday Tradition is Smashing Gingerbread Houses With Your Head

It’s the most wonderful time of the year … to smash your head through a once painstakingly decorated gingerbread house.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Men Freakout On American Airlines For Separating Them From Their ‘Girls’ (Dogs)

In general, my rule is that everyone who is mad at an airline is probably correct.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Another Chess Champion Has Been Accused of Using Anal Beads

Remember last year when there were rumors going around that a chess champion had been using anal beads to cheat?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

'Could You Guys Be Quiet For a Minute': Dude Hires Troupe of Carolers to Follow His Mom Around All Day

“Do you guys wanna stay for dinner?” she said with a laugh after they finished performing a version of “Deck the Halls.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Stew-Bound Crab Enjoys Last Snack Before Becoming Dinner

Crabs — they’re just like us. And by just like us, I mean they too, are crabby, snappy, and most notably, hungry.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Russia’s New All-Russian Car Looks, Uh, Weird

It’s not a great time to be Russian.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘It’s a Busy Day’: Guy Hacks Into Hectic Chick-fil-A Walkie-Talkie System

If you’ve ever worked in a food service job, you’re probably familiar with just how chaotic these roles can be.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

You Must Shred to Get A Beer From This Vending Machine

Do you have what it takes to get a beer from this vending machine?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Man Discovers Single Huge Funyun in His Bag of Funyuns

Chip companies have gotten bold with how few chips they give us in bags these days.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'If He Wanted to He Would': Horny Bald Eagles Perform 'Daredevil Cartwheel' to Make It Clear Just How Much They Wanna Bone

If you’re still impressed by a man buying you flowers or opening the door for you, your standards are officially lower than that of a bald eagle.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Woman Fired After Promising She’d Behave at the Company Holiday Party

Bad news for anxious happy hour hounds — it is possible to get fired for going too hard at your company Christmas party, a lesson one party animal recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny