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Backhoe Skills Challenge Tests Operator’s Abilities to Slice Pizza With Heavy Machinery

Anybody want a slice of pizza? Something to drink?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

How Many Upgrades Does It Take to Make a Nerf Gun Lethal?

Playing with Nerf guns is fun. In fact, the only thing that could make it more fun is the possibility of death.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Wednesday Morning Randomness: 48 Fun Pics, Memes and Tweets to Help You Plow the Snow

Well you can forget what that groundhog Punxsutawney Fraud said about an early spring, because a large snowstorm has swept across the northeastern United States, closing schools and halting travel.

By Peter Pizagalli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Jon Stewart Tackles The Biden-Trump Rematch That Nobody Wants

The Daily Jon Stewart is back behind the desk of The Daily Show and he's taking aim at a presidential election that feels reused and recycled. Show

By Peter Pizagalli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

11 Deranged Things That Happened At Mardi Gras

Yet as this year’s festivities — and inevitable fails — continue to unfold, we decided to look back at Mardi Gras past, reveling in the last hurrah of drunken messiness before delving into lent.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Tuesday Morning Randomness: 37 Fresh Pics and Memes For Exquisite Minds

As I'm sure you're aware, the Super Bowl happened this past Sunday, bringing with it loads of storylines, excitement, and new news.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

20 Over Employed People Trying To Live Thier Best Life

Memes and posts from people working smarter, but definitely not harder.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

All the Memes You Missed While Watching the Super Bowl

Football's season finale was severely lacking a Taylor Swift touchdown

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Gerontologist Says the Key to Living Forever Is Being Chill

Over the years, many explorers have set out in search of the “Fountain of Youth” — a mythical place where bathing in or consuming its waters could make one live forever. In reality, these people should have just calmed the hell down.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Rescue Cat Refuses to Eat Dinner Unless It Comes with a Side Salad

Though some cats may ask for Meow Mix by name, it seems one rescue cat has a much more refined request for their meals — a freshly tossed salad.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Woman Is Tracking the Price of Chex Mix at Airports Around the Country

Anyone who has ever visited an airport will know just how insane the prices of literally everything inside are.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

'They Peed in the Dryer': Mom Details the Absolute Rager Her Kids Threw While She Was Away

It’s the stuff of every teenager’s dream, and every parent’s nightmare: throwing a massive party while your parents are out of town.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Canadian Side of Niagara Falls Is Home to the World’s Wildest Burger King

In general, people say that it’s better to see Niagara Falls from the Canadian side. Not only do you get a better view of the falls, but you also have the added benefit of getting to see this monstrosity of a Burger King.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman’s ‘Situationship’ Jump-Scares Her at the Worst Possible Time

Most people probably aren’t expecting romantic surprises from their situationships, but what about a romantic surprise in the middle of a mental breakdown?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sunday Morning Randomness: 31 Super Fresh Randoms for Super Bowl Sunday

It's one of the best weekends of the year; where you get to turn Sunday into Saturday and party like you don't have to work tomorrow. (Even though you do.)

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Regularly Beats Up Guy Who Gave His Mom the COVID That Killed Her

Everyone has revenge fantasies from time to time.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Chiropractor Doubles As a Prostate Examiner

Though Chiropractors may be known for being a pain in the neck, it appears they can also be quite the pain in the a—, just ask the patient getting his butt blown out in a now-viral clip.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Family Forced to the Ground at Gunpoint By Cops Wins $1.9 Million Settlement

A handful of cops in Aurora learned a hard lesson about police brutality this week, discovering that deranged Punisher LARP-ing is all fun and games until it's time to pay up.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

The Drunkest and Most Epic Top Golf Fails

Top Golf is like a bowling alley for driving range lovers.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Saturday Morning Randomness: 44 Fun Randoms to Kick Off Your Weekend

Happy weekend! To help you celebrate, we've assembled a nice assortment of random pics, memes and tweets for you to look at.

By Peter Pizagalli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Did the 'DocuSign Has 400k Employees' Meme Inspire the Company to Make Layoffs?

As is the way, an incredibly inexplicable (to those who don’t work in the industry) meme has emerged from one corner of Tech Twitter: the idea that DocuSign has 400,000, or 4 million, or 40 million, employees.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Friday Morning Randomness: 54 Fresh Pics and Memes to Kickstart Your Day

Congratulations, you made it all the way to Friday! As a celebration you should take a look at this exceptionally random group of pics, memes and tweets.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Trolls TMZ By Praising Drake’s “Big, Beautiful P–s” During Segment on Shane Gillis

Despite saying he’d off himself if he ever ended up back on Saturday Night Live, Shane Gillis has been announced as the host of SNL for Saturday, the 24th.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Thief Gets Caught Hot-wiring Car, Tries to Argue It’s Super Chill

The only thing worse than catching theif trying to steal your car is catching a rude thief trying to steal your car, a lesson one car owner learned firsthand after catching a surprisingly pleasant thief trying to steal his car.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny