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Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Spies, Aliens and Alcoholics: All the Craziest Theories Behind Amelia Earhart’s Disappearance
Nearly 87 years after legendary aviator Amelia Earhart disappeared while attempting to fly around the globe, it appears we may finally have some answers about what happened during that fateful flight.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
21 Unhinged Swift-Bowl Tweets and Reactions
Though you can’t search for Taylor Swift's name on Twitter currently (because people are weirdos), the Swift-Bowl is heating up on the platform. So scroll down and watch people meltdown over the fact that a blonde pretty singer is going to see her footbal
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Kid Makes Sure His Road Raging Dad Doesn’t Get Beat up by Dude Twice His Size
Though one angry driver may have been ready to FAFO in a bout of road rage gone wrong, it appears his son was having none of it, stepping in for his angry father as he faced off with another driver.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Funniest Tweets You Missed This Weekend
Twitter turned from an annoying social media app to stan battlegrounds this weekend and the results have been hilarious. But if you’re not into rap beef where a grown woman has been muttering the word “foot” to herself on Instagram Live for three days, we
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
20 Everyday Objects People Saw Faces In
Despite thousands of years of engineering and design, sometimes everyday appliances just look like a little guy. This phenomenon of recognizing other things in everyday objects is called pareidolia and there's a subreddit dedicated to sharing similar imag
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Nothing is Better Than a Teacher Who Protects His Student’s Pokémon Cards
For as long as time has existed, the nerds were forced to live a life of involuntary celibacy, deriving pleasure from activities among themselves like Dungeons and Dragons or cosplaying. That is, until one teacher unlocked the secret; casually placing you
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ScenicPisses is the Instagram Account Documenting the Most Scenic Piss Spots
There are several advantages to being a man, but one that women find themselves most envious of in sticky situations is the option to piss almost anywhere you need to. One Instagram account has turned that uniquely male perk into an artform by documenting
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Oompa Loompa Liberation Movement Has Its Own Woody Guthrie
Since Roald Dahl published Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in 1964, kids, adults, and comrades alike have questioned the ethics of the Oompa Loompas. Where did they come from? How are they paid? Do they have a union?
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'They’ll Never Find Me': The Man Who Shared A.I. Taylor Swift Pics on X Before Antagonizing Swifties Is 5-Foot-8, Single and Lives In Canada
Though Taylor Swift’s fake A.I. porn may have dominated headlines this week, Twitter pimple @Zvbear learned one hell of a lesson about getting clout at the singer’s expense — you don’t want Bad Blood with Swifties.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
The Best Tweets of the Week, According to Us (January 26, 2024)
It’s finally the end of the week and the film Twitter discourse has shifted from Barbie feminism to all the ways you can use the Dune 2 promotional popcorn bucket. We’ve gathered all the funniest tweets from this week which included not one, but two, rand
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
25 of the Funniest Tweets of the Week (So Far) January 25, 2024
This week Twitter has been a children's jungle gym after the Oscar nominations were announced. But if you're a cool person who has regular opinions about movies then you may have barely avoided the ugly discourses that plagued film Twitter. But Oscar snub
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
