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Bartenders Are Hunting for the Hell’s Kitchen Bar Pissing Bandit

One of the internet’s favorite hobbies is playing armchair sleuth.

Europeans Really Want to Go to the University of Alabama

They may deny it, but the average European yearns for America.

Everyone Supports Andy Cohen’s Alleged Cocaine Use

Recently, television personality Andy Cohen was accused of doing cocaine with “Housewives and other 'Bravolebrities' that he employs” — and pretty much everyone thinks that’s just fine.

OnlyFans Mom Complains About Picking Up Her Puking Child From School

Believe it or not, OnlyFans creators have lives outside of getting freaky on cam.

Dog Off Leash Terrorizes L.A. Horse Cops

What’s the point of horse cops? Sure, the police may tell you that they’re for crowd control — but 9 times out of 10, when you see a cop on a horse, they’re just chilling, often far away from any sizable gathering of people.

JLo Is Charging Fans $4,000 to Stand in Her Presence

It’s no secret that while some artists are in it for the love of their craft, others are in it primarily for the money.

Girl Gives the Worst National Anthem Performance Maybe Ever

The national anthem is a song that’s received many renditions, with a significant majority of them being absolutely unlistenable.

Kate Middleton Got a BBL: Conspiracies Swirl Around the ‘Disappearance’ of the Princess of Wales

Kate Middleton fans (c’mon, I’m sure they exist somewhere) have been in a panic the past two months. Why? That’s because their beloved Princess of Wales is MIA — and the internet is full of theories about where she went.

Kids Left In Tears After Willy Wonka Experience Resembles Meth Lab

Some Scottish children were lucky enough to experience an immersive Willy Wonka event recently, complete with the intense feelings of disappointment and even fear that most of the kids on the factory tour likely felt in the Gene Wilder classic.

Guy Takes Out Group of People at High Speeds On His First Day Skiing

The only difference between skiing and bowling? Nothing, if you’re this guy.

Hockey Fan Gets Head-Butted Back Into His Seat

Though hockey may be famed for its on-ice brawls, NHL players aren’t the only ones getting in on the fun.

‘Who Am I Gonna Call Now?’: Citizens Debate What to Do After Seeing Two Ambulances Crash Into Each Other

Poland has experienced a real “who watches the Watchmen”-style situation. In short, two ambulances crashed into each other — leaving a lot of people wondering what exactly they’re supposed to do in this situation.

Cops Try to Tase Guy, But He Hits Them With the 1-2 Punch Instead

The only thing that can stop an angry cop with a taser? An angier rando with a legendary TKO combo.

Fraternity Boxing Match Ends in Bros Getting Lit on Fire

While boxing pretends to be a gentleman’s game, at the end of the day, it’s just two people hitting each other.

Machine Gun Kelly Gets Roasted For His New Tattoo, But Joe Exotic Tries to Seduce Him With ‘Meth and Tigers’

Move over, flowers and chocolates: A week and change after Valentine’s Day, Tiger King alum Joe Exotic has found a few new ways to woo a potential lover — with sweet nothings of meth and tigers.

See-Through Pants Are the MLB’s New Attraction

You asked, they listened: You can finally see baseball players’ cocks.

Candlelight Vigil Held to Honor Soon-to-Be Torn Down West Virginia Hooters

New Life Hack: If a Porch Pirate Steals Your Expensive Amazon Package, Guilt Them With Gift Note

‘Do You Not Know What Early Means?’: Little Girl Tears Mom New One After Being Picked Up Late From School

Dude Sets Himself on Fire While Smoking a Bowl

When smoking weed in public, you’ve gotta be subtle. You have to hide it as best you can, masking both the action and the smell so people around you don’t get suspicious.

Chili’s Booth, Vape Shop and Casting Couch: Everything People Want to Do With This Weird Little Nook

Modern trends in homebuilding have led to some additions becoming standard in new homes. Take, for example, the foyer balcony — an inaccessible strip right above the door that apparently just serves to collect dust.

McDonald’s Drive-Thru Customer Tries to Argue His Way Into Free Fries

A small order of fries from McDonald’s is, on average, less than $4. It’s not nothing, but I think it’s safe to say that anything worth less than $5 isn’t worth getting into a prolonged argument about.

Anime Bro Boob Math Is Next Level (And Incorrect About What Cup Sizes Mean)

Anyone who has even only briefly encountered a male anime fan on the internet probably knows two things about them: 1) they’re nerds; and 2) they’re obsessed with unrealistic depictions of women’s bodies. As it turns out, only one of those things may be t

Woman Catfishes As Crush’s Girlfriend to Get Him to Break Up With Her

While MTV’s iconic Catfish still exists in podcast form, its heyday has long since passed, which means people have to take it upon themselves to share their stories of insane catfishing behavior.

Woman Pranks Partner By Camouflaging Herself Into the Curtains

Every day I’m thankful I’m not married to a content creator who specializes in prank videos.