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‘How Do You Have Insurance?’: Woman Shows Off All of Her Totaled Cars From the Past Five Years
Anyone who has ever driven a car knows that the scariest thing about driving is other drivers. One terrifying driver has identified herself on TikTok through a slideshow of all the cars she’s totaled over the years — she’s 21 now, and has written off six
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Georgetown Students Turn Ash Wednesday Into Ass Wednesday, Draw Butts On Their Foreheads
As Catholics around the globe observed Ash Wednesday, making the start of Lent— a.k.a. The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge — a few students at Georgetown University decided to put a hole-ier spin on the holy day, kicking off a celebration dubbed “A— Wedne
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Women's Basketball Game Ends In Massive Brawl Involving Coaches, Players and Fans
Though the Arkansas State Red Wolves and Southern Miss Lady Eagles may have meant to hoop it out in a women’s basketball game, they wound up sparring in an MMA match instead, their game devolving into an all-out-brawl over a rebound ball.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Calls Out Her Dad for Abandoning Her Family to Become a Competitive Breakdancer
Everyone has pipe dreams. Dreams you know you’ll never pursue but still keep on the backburner, dreams that get you through your soul-crushingly dull 9-to-5; dreams like leaving everything behind and becoming a breakdancer, for instance.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sweet Old 'Nun' Is Hiding a Very NSFW Surprise
I'd like to extend a happy belated Ash Wednesday to all the catholic homies and wish you good fortune in abstaining from whatever vice comes between you and God unless that vice is videos of naughty "nuns" terrorizing their communities.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

We Talked to a Guy Who Farted So Hard He Floated
Sorry, Criss Angel — it appears the secret to levitation isn’t in wires, light tricks or “magic” but rather a really, really strong fart, a discovery Redditor u/eatingcrayons666 made during one very fateful trip to the bathroom.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Rachel Dolezal Loses Teaching Job Over OnlyFans Page
Though Nkechi Diallo — formerly known as Rachel Dolezal — may have lost her position as the president of Spokane, Washington’s NAACP chapter and the respect of pretty much the entire nation after falsely claiming she was Black, it appears she still has m
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Teacher Accused of Selling His Student’s Artwork Online
Teaching is, in many countries, an underpaid profession. That’s why it’s not uncommon to find teachers with side hustles — for example, working at McDonald’s, selling products online or becoming an Instagram orgasm coach.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman High on Meth Slams into Amish Buggy, Googles ‘What happens If You Get in an Accident with an Amish Buggy and Kill Two People’ Right Afterward
Google can’t always solve your problems. One woman learned this the hard way after she hit two Amish people with her car, then proceeded to see if that was a problem by running a Google search for it.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Car Wash Karen Gets Dose of Instant Karma After Throwing Her Drink on Employee
Though one driver may have headed to the car wash for a shine-up on her vehicle, she got a whole lot more than she bargained for, landing a power washer to the face after throwing her beverage at an employee.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

DJ’s Cheating Ex Walks Into a Bar, and the Whole Crowd Already Hates Her
You know what they say: With great power (i.e., being the DJ) comes great responsibility (i.e., the ability to immediately turn everyone in the bar against your ex), as one Boston man discovered after his former flame walked into the bar he was DJing at d
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Bridesmaid Ditches Her Best Friend’s Wedding to Attend Taylor Swift Concert
While Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour was inescapable for anyone in the Americas in 2023, in 2024, Swift is taking the show on the road, having already visited Japan and soon to be appearing in Australia, Singapore and several European countries before heading b
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Entitled Tourist Goes Off on Hotel Clerk For Only Giving Him a 15-Minute Checkout Reminder
While no one is excited to return to real life after a relaxing beach vacation, no one was more peeved than one agitated traveler, who decided to take his post-vacation blues out on a hotel staffer simply trying to do her job.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny