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Man Comes into Possession of 66 Tons of Chocolate
A Philadelphia man has found himself in quite the odd predicament, albeit one entirely of his own making. Curtis Remarc took to Twitter this week to reveal that one of his friends has come into 133,000 pounds of chocolate. Yes, you read that right.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Shamander Is My Guy': Stephen A. Smith Chooses Charmander as His Starting Pokémon
Notable Cars enthusiast and sports commentator Stephen A. Smith was asked a very important question that every young boy in the '90s was asked — who’s your starting Pokemon?
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Family Is Way Too Chill as Their Neighbors Have a Shootout
Picture this, it's a beautiful day, your entire family is out in the yard having a BBQ, and all of a sudden you hear a barrage of gunshots coming from your neighbor's yard. Do you 1.) stand there like nothing is going on, or 2.) run like hell and find cov
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wikipedia Editors Are Fighting Over Purdy's ‘Big C–k Brock’ Nickname
As San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy prepares to face off against the Kansas City Chiefs (and Taylor Nation) at Super Bowl LVII next month, it appears the athlete has found himself at the center of yet another showdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Forklift Guy Has the Absolute Worst Day at Work, Knocks over Thousands of Cans
Just because you can, that doesn’t mean you should: That’s the lesson the world’s unluckiest forklift operator recently discovered the hard way after accidentally spilling thousands of cans in a maneuver gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Spoilers: Fans Upset That Batman Dies at the End of ‘Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League’
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is a new game by Rocksteady Studios and Warner Bros. Games, set in their iconic Arkham Batman universe. And spoiler alert, it has no qualms delivering on its title. They kill Batman at the end, and people are serious
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

YouTuber Gets Taste of His Own Medicine after Dousing Hardware Store Shoppers with Water in ‘Prank’
Though one a-hole YouTuber may have headed to his local hardware store — hose in tow — in pursuit of likes and clicks, he got a whole lot more than he bargained for after angry shoppers gave him a taste of his own medicine.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’m Jesus!’: ‘That’s So Raven’ Star Throws Tantrum after Getting Booted from Restaurant
Despite starring in Disney Channel’s That’s So Raven, actor Orlando Brown still couldn't predict the consequences of his actions, getting the boot from TAO Los Angeles after going off at a server.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Some Idiot Actually Let Elon Implant a Chip In Their Brain
The news surrounding Elon Musk’s Neuralink hasn’t been great. Ever since the company launched in 2016 with the promise of revolutionizing the way people interface with computers, they’ve hit hurdle after hurdle — and not just because people are understand
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’m Dealing With Idiots!’: Detroit Fan Loses It After Lions Loss
While no Detroit Lions fan was thrilled that their team lost to the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, one member of Lions’ Nation was particularly pissed, taking his anger out on his television set.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Kid Makes Sure His Road Raging Dad Doesn’t Get Beat up by Dude Twice His Size
Though one angry driver may have been ready to FAFO in a bout of road rage gone wrong, it appears his son was having none of it, stepping in for his angry father as he faced off with another driver.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Rigged': Your Drunk Uncles Probably Thinks the Swift-Bowl Is a Government Psyop
Though conservatives have long had “Bad Blood” with Taylor Swift over her support of left-leaning candidates and her push for increased voter registration, it appears the artist has managed to piss off a few more factions of the right: Deep state conspira
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny