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‘Fairy Cent’: 50 Cent Transforms Into Rap's Fairy Godmother After Strange Concert Entrance

‘Fairy Cent’: 50 Cent Transforms Into Rap's Fairy Godmother After Strange Concert Entrance

Though rapper 50 Cent may have gone for “badass” while descending from the ceiling of Dublin, Ireland’s 3 Arena before a giant screen of flames, his grand entrance read a whole lot more “ethereal fairy princess” than “hip hop legend,” earning him the titl

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Blow One More Leaf and We’re Gonna Have A Personal Problem!': Old Man Doesn’t Screw Around When It Comes to Lawn Care

'Blow One More Leaf and We’re Gonna Have A Personal Problem!': Old Man Doesn’t Screw Around When It Comes to Lawn Care

Don’t come between an old man and his lawn.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Boyfriend Tries His Hardest Not to Look Back At Large Cake Behind Him

Boyfriend Tries His Hardest Not to Look Back At Large Cake Behind Him

Her a— may be down there, but his eyes are begrudgingly up here.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

What the Hell Happened to Jeremy Allen White’s Bulge?

What the Hell Happened to Jeremy Allen White’s Bulge?

Ahead of the release of The Iron Claw next month, the internet’s favorite white boy Jeremy Allen White recently participated in a sporty photoshoot that saw him spend more than five minutes outside a kitchen for once.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Beware the Bird Bandit: Man Robs People at Knifepoint While Carrying Several Exotic Birds

Beware the Bird Bandit: Man Robs People at Knifepoint While Carrying Several Exotic Birds

If you’re in the Fairfax, Virginia area, you might want to consider avoiding people carrying birds.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘A Losers Lament’: An Astounding Number of People Have Already Lost 'No Nickelback November'

‘A Losers Lament’: An Astounding Number of People Have Already Lost 'No Nickelback November'

As one wise Twitter user once wrote, “november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write 50k word novel.”

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘MANNNN Delete This’: Atlanta Hawks Players Beg Team to Delete OnlyFans Inspired Promo Video

‘MANNNN Delete This’: Atlanta Hawks Players Beg Team to Delete OnlyFans Inspired Promo Video

The southern NBA staple decided to hop on the sex work train on Thursday … well sorta, promoting the league’s in-season tournament with an absurd OnlyFans parody.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

People Want This Dog to Be the New Minnesota State Flag

People Want This Dog to Be the New Minnesota State Flag

Recently, Minnesota announced that it would be accepting submissions for a new state flag and seal.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Nikki Haley’s Foot Fetishists Were the Real Winners of Last Night’s Republican Presidential Debate

Nikki Haley’s Foot Fetishists Were the Real Winners of Last Night’s Republican Presidential Debate

Political commentators may remain divided on which candidate emerged victorious from Wednesday evening’s Republican presidential primary debate, however, nobody won quite as big as the foot fetishists lusting over former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Ha

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘What Kinda Grand Theft Auto Nonsense Is This?’: Man Steals ATM Using Backhoe

‘What Kinda Grand Theft Auto Nonsense Is This?’: Man Steals ATM Using Backhoe

For most people, stealing is a pretty casual endeavor. Go into a store, stuff a couple shirts down your pants, walk out. Simple, right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Guy’s 'Mint' Truck Damaged by Long Jumping Deer Moments Before Buyer Shows Up for Inspection

Guy’s 'Mint' Truck Damaged by Long Jumping Deer Moments Before Buyer Shows Up for Inspection

Though both the buyer and the seller of a “mint” condition truck may have consented to the transaction, it appears there was someone whom they both forgot to ask — a local deer with terrible depth perception.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Black Bear Helps Itself to Homeowner's $45 Taco Bell Delivery

Black Bear Helps Itself to Homeowner's $45 Taco Bell Delivery

No matter how badly your stoned a— wants a Crunch Wrap Supreme, there is most definitely a wild bear that wants it even more, a fact one Floridian family recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum

Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum

Are you Forcum or Againstcum?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head

'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head

One restaurant employee got a little too literal with the pumpkin head trend this spooky season, accidentally clocking a customer in the melon with a seasonal gourd.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'You Immoral Scumbag!': Scorned Lover Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Scathing London Billboard

'You Immoral Scumbag!': Scorned Lover Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Scathing London Billboard

The only thing worse than breaking up over text? Breaking up over text … that just so happens to be broadcasted before hundreds of commuters in central London.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’ve Almost Lost Sight’: Bored Ape Conference Accidentally Blinds Visitors

‘I’ve Almost Lost Sight’: Bored Ape Conference Accidentally Blinds Visitors

As it turns out, NFTs are an affront to the eyes in more ways than one.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

​​Mexican Authorities Detain Group of Airsoft Players After Mistaking Them For Active Shooters

​​Mexican Authorities Detain Group of Airsoft Players After Mistaking Them For Active Shooters

What’s the difference between airsoft dudes bro-ing out and a mass shooting? To a group of authorities in Mexico, apparently nothing.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Serial Car Thief Foiled By Quick-Thinking Forklift Driver

Serial Car Thief Foiled By Quick-Thinking Forklift Driver

The only thing that can stop a car thief? A quick-witted forklift driver with a whole lot of vengeance.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

Though they may have reputations as dweeby dudes lugging around the most cumbersome wind instrument known to man, tuba players aren't to be messed with.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom

'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom

It’s a tale of unlikely friendship, squirrels, and a whole lot of porn … the latter one being respective from the other two, of course.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years

‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years

Continuing in the storied tradition of “weird guys,” a British man has been banned from wearing a gimp suit in public for five years after donning the suit and terrorizing local women by crawling and writhing on the ground.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Charge Attack to Stun the Small One’: People Are Sounding Off on What They’d Do If These Two Girls Walked Into Their Elevator

‘Charge Attack to Stun the Small One’: People Are Sounding Off on What They’d Do If These Two Girls Walked Into Their Elevator

Since Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter, many people have noted that low-effort engagement posts are on the rise.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Oxtail on the Hood Like a Narco Bust’: Thieves Caught With Pounds of Stolen Oxtail Inspire the Funniest Police Bust Shot

‘Oxtail on the Hood Like a Narco Bust’: Thieves Caught With Pounds of Stolen Oxtail Inspire the Funniest Police Bust Shot

If you decided to resort to a life of crime, what would be the first thing you’d steal?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Uber Eats Temporarily Renames Firehouse Subs ‘D*** AND P***IES FRY’

Uber Eats Temporarily Renames Firehouse Subs ‘D*** AND P***IES FRY’

Food delivery apps are filled with all sorts of B.S. restaurants that you’ve never heard of before.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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