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‘You Hurt Me and You Will Have to Take That to Your Grave’: Angry Driver Throws Tantrum After His AAA Membership Is Canceled After 26 Years
Though the worker politely apologized for “the circumstances,” the man in question was having none of her mea culpa, instead, opting to berate her further.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'The Very Essence of Amsterdam': Man Trips Hard In Amsterdam After Enjoying One Too Many Space Brownies
In the now-viral clip, the man, who presumably had one-too-many space cakes and possibly a few extra mushrooms, can be seen teetering over the body of water, somehow managing to fall asleep intertwined with the metal bars.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Hungry Javelinas Are Waging War on Arizona’s Most Prestigious Golf Course
Sorry gophers — another animal has emerged as the patron saint of peeving putters, none other than a hungry band of javelinas hellbent on single-hoovedly destroying a luxe Arizona golf course.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Magic Mushrooms Are Turning American Pilots Into Psychedelic Kamikazes’: Psychonauts Are Pissed the Alaska Airlines Pilot Has Tarnished Their Good Name
"I pulled both emergency shut-off handles because I thought I was dreaming and I just wanna wake up,” he reportedly said during his mile-high meltdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Security Guards Were Not Prepared For Cannibal Corpse Show
Despite their reputation as big, burly dudes looming above the mosh pit and frowning upon crowd surfing, it appears there is one thing concert security guards actually fear — the musical stylings of Cannibal Corpse.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
British TikToker Pretends to Be Shocked When Peruvian Airport Security Find Several Kilos of Booger Sugar In His Luggage
As Adams, 25, attempted to leave the South American country on September 30, his plans were quickly thwarted after officials at Jorge Chávez International Airport decided to check his luggage.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Boomer Panic' is the New Millennial Phrase to Describe Outbursts, Karen Behavior and More
“From conversations with my mother, they weren't allowed to make mistakes and were harshly punished if they did,” speculated one user, while another dubbed it a “trauma response.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Do We Actually Need to Worry About Losing Bananas?’: With Bananas On the "Brink of Extinction," Vegans Are In a Panic
Though the world may be shocked to learn that bananas as we know them may soon go extinct thanks to a fungus outbreak, vegans are far from surprised.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'100% Intentional': Base Jumper Opens Parachute Late, Barely Survives Water Landing
One base jumper recently learned a very hard lesson about the laws of gravity, barely surviving an 876-foot fall into a West Virginia gorge after deploying his parachute at the last possible second.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You're Discriminating Against Me Because I'm White!': Airplane Passenger Throws Tantrum After Not Being Offered Booze
What do college freshmen with mediocre fake IDs and the angry, entitled Jet Blue passenger at the center of a newly viral video have in common?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Not Even Fall Out Boy Can Spell the Titles of Their Songs
Though Fall Out Boy may have "cast a spell over the west to make you think of me the same way I think about you,” it appears there is one thing they absolutely can not spell — the word “annihilation.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Dime Doesn’t Pay: Four Robbers Charged After Stealing 2 Million Dimes Worth $234,500
A group of robbers decided to take a painstaking — and laundromat-friendly — new approach to massive money heists, nabbing $234,500 from a truck on its way from the Philadelphia Mint, snatching the entire sum in roughly two million dimes.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Woman Comes Home From Vacation to Find Her House Accidentally Demolished
The only thing worse than heading home after a long relaxing vacation? Heading home from a long relaxing vacation … only to discover that your home had been wrongfully demolished in your absence.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
