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Everything We Know About the Hardened 77-Year-Old Facing Jail Time For Serving As Erectile Dysfunction Pill Black Market Kingpin
A 77-year-old Floridian is facing some very, very hard time after single-handedly launching a black market for erectile dysfunction medication for horny retirees looking to spend their sunset years getting it on.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'I Have A Systematic Plan To Infect Paris With Bed Bugs': French Anon Claims To Be Single-Handedly Responsible For France’s Bedbug Outbreak
Though Paris’ bedbug infestation may have left locals itching, the Metro crawling with bugs, and the fashion community touting bites as a Fashion Week souvenir, not everyone is peeved at the invasion — namely, the angry blogger who has been actively plott
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘This Is Why I Only Go to the Fair for Food’: Carnival Ride Falls Apart With People on It
On paper, a carnival seems like a good time. Playing games and eating fried dough while sipping on the bottle of vodka you hid in your crotch before walking in? What else could anyone want in life?
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Mind Ya Business’: Man Calls 911 After Seeing ‘Massive Fire’ in Stranger’s Apartment, Turns Out It Was Just a Yule Log on a Huge TV
Here’s the situation: You’re looking out the window of your apartment when you see something peculiar. No, it’s not the old man who insists on getting fully naked in front of his window. It’s something worse — a fire!
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The British Museum Ignores Tip That Their Stolen Gems Were Sold on eBay, Later Discovers Its Stolen Gems Were Sold on eBay
In what is surely one of the greatest displays of karma in human history, the British Museum was the victim of a series of thefts that saw gemstones stolen from its archives and sold online.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You Cannot Threaten People in Here With Pepper Spray': Old Guy Threatens Costco Employees with Pepper Spray
When they’re not doling out free samples and single-handedly keeping society afloat with a $1.50 hot dog deal, Costco workers have one heck of a secret talent — calming angry Alberts armed with pepper spray.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Aspirinmaxxing’: The Troll Tricking White Nationalists Into Ruining Their Livers
Anything to own white nationalists.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Husband Climbs Into Moving Bus After Seeing His Wife With Another Man
Not even a moving bus could stop one angry husband from confronting his cheating wife, the scorned lover attempting to break into the window of a speeding vehicle after allegedly witnessing his spouse with another man.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
David Beckham Facts-Checks Victoria Beckham in Real Time Over Her Claim That She’s From a ‘Working-Class Family’
It feels like the entire world is tuning in to Netflix’s latest release, a limited documentary series about David and Victoria Beckham, and based on the clips that have gone viral on social media, it’s not hard to understand why.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Go Sit Down Or I’m Never Gonna Talk To You Again’: Woman Fired After Throwing Tantrum Over German Tourists on a Train
Since humans apparently never learn from our mistakes, yet another woman has blown up her entire life after being recorded freaking out at complete strangers on public transport, yelling at them to “get the ---- out” of the United States.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Tech-Curious Amish Men Shunned After FEMA’s Text Alert Exposed Their Secret Phones
Though Wednesday’s emergency alert may have not transformed us all into a legion of zombies, it did have one adverse impact on a very specific group of unprepared Americans — the Amish.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'That Monkey Is Gonna Come Kill Us!': A Baboon Named 'Momo' Was Briefly On The Loose In Indianapolis
A monkey decided to put a new, terrifying spin on the old adage of monkeying around, wreaking havoc throughout the streets of Indianapolis after breaking loose from their home in the midwestern city.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
