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‘She’s On Her 'Pay Attention to Me Tour": Jada Pinkett Smith Is Airing Dirty Laundry Absolutely No One Asked For
Long before Jada Pinkett Smith landed into an entanglement with August, partially catalyzed the infamous Academy Awards slap, and started getting a bit too candid about her personal life on the internet, the actress had greater ambitions than Hollywood —
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Do You Know How Powerful That Must Have Been?’: Woman’s Mud Bath Fart Defies the Laws of Nature
Despite what some men think, women fart.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Umm, Slay!’: Local Dad Wears Crop Top and Short Shorts at School Board Meeting, Swears He’s Making a Point
Far be it from me to yuck anyone’s yum, but does anyone else feel like this Arizona dad was just waiting for an opportunity to bust out the crop top and shorts?
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Spends Three Years in Jail Because Authorities Couldn’t Figure Out How to Open Email Attachment
Governments around the world are run by the tech illiterate. Despite the fact that over 90 percent of Americans use the internet, government officials are still very much at the “can’t rotate pdf” level of tech understanding.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'That's It, I'm Calling Her': Everyone Is Down Horrendous For Ham Leg
Think you’re down bad? No matter how thirsty you may be, Twitter proved that there will always be someone thirstier after a pre-packaged ham leg sent the entire website into an ex-dialing frenzy.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Everyman Hero Cam Newton Proudly States He Has a Very Average-Sized Hog
You’ve heard people brag about big dicks. You’ve read Redditors complain about having small dicks. Now, get ready for a new frontier in the world of penis-themed conversations: being content with your okay hog.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘What Are They Training For?’: Behold the Workout Class Where You Get Beaten With a Tire
Looking to snag the perfect beach body? Try having a burly man throw a big tire at your abs, a technique that has found itself at the center of Twitter’s latest viral video.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

D-Bag Cyclist Hit With One Month Ban After Sparking Looney Tunes-Esque Pileup
Though slow and steady may not win the race in the world of competitive cycling, neither does quite literally knocking out your competition, an important lesson one biker learned the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Who Takes Someone That Looks Like This to a Chain Restaurant?': Entitled Woman Refuses to Leave Car After Date Takes Her to Cheesecake Factory
Think a restaurant with chaotic decor, a novella for a menu, and 38 different types of cheesecake is enough to woo your date? Not if your crush is a TikToker with insanely high standards!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The World’s Worst Liquor Store Employee Somehow Has Incredible Job Security
Though liquor store employees may spend their work day surrounded by some of the strongest alcohol money can buy, getting into the merchandise is not a part of the job description, a lesson one hammered worker recently found out the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sorry Incels, Caroline Ellison Is Getting More Play Than Any of Us
Caroline Ellison, the disgraced former CEO of Alameda Research headed to court to testify against her FTX co-founder and ex-boyfriend Sam Bankman Fried this week, getting candid about their tumultuous business dealings.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'What Did You Do?': Dublin Woman Shockingly Calm After Motorcycle Slams Through Her Front Door
A wiley motorcyclist took the term "barging in" to terrifying new heights, accidentally slamming his bike through the door of a surprisingly nonchalant Dublin homeowner.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Slap Was a Cover?': Conspiracy Theorists Convinced Jada Pinkett Smith Killed Tupac, Used Alopecia As a Coverup
Jada Pinkett Smith — actress, August entangler, the face that launched one (1) Academy Awards slap, and the mastermind behind Tupac Shakur’s death?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Family Shatters Glass Door to Their Airbnb After Locking Themselves Out
It seems like every week there’s another horror story about someone’s horrific experience staying at an Airbnb, from controlling hosts surveilling guests remotely to expecting people to clean the entire place before they leave but also pay a cleaning fee.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Invents the ‘BBL Travel Hack’ for When Your Carry-On Luggage Is Too Big
It feels like airlines are constantly coming up with new and increasingly difficult hoops for customers to jump through just to fly from Point A to Point B, but luggage is undoubtedly one of the main areas over which airlines and customers butt heads.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny