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Man Kills Roaches With Various Medieval Torture Devices

One man takes pest control to a whole new level. A video of a man constructing miniature historical torture devices to kill cockroaches has gone viral.

‘F Them Kids’: USA 12U National Team Beats New Zealand 43-1

If you were starting to wonder whether or not the United States was still the alpha world superpower it claims to be, you can rest easy knowing it still has no qualms throwing its might about on the world stage; in the form of 12U baseball.

'If Masturbation Is A Crime I Should Be On Death Row’: How Pee-wee Herman Inspired Gilbert Gottfried’s Iconic Rant On Jerking Off

Actor Paul Reubens, best known for portraying the iconic children’s character Pee-wee Herman, died at the age of 70 over the weekend after a private six-year battle with cancer.

Japanese YouTuber Who Spent $14,000 on Hyper-Realistic Border Collie Costume Steps Out For the First Time

The Japanese YouTuber, who goes by the name Toco, has for the first time ventured out into the world in his 14,000-dollar border collie costume, which he claims helps him "actualize" his dream of becoming an "animal."

Chinese Zoo Denies Allegations Its Sun Bears Are Secretly People In Costumes

One zoon in Eastern China recently found itself in a grizzly situation after they were forced to clarify that their Mayalan bears were actually bears and not just furries too committed to the bit.

'It Legit Hurt My Eyes': Guy Living Across the Street From Twitter HQ Says New Sign Is "Blinding”

The only thing more of an eyesore than Twitter’s new $35 font pack X logo? A neon sign of that $35 font pack X logo searing itself into the retinas of Twitter HQ’s annoyed neighbors.

'That’s God’s Bunny!': Woman Slaps Man for Taking a Photo with His Rabbit at the Bean

Imagine you try to take your pet rabbit to see the Bean in Chicago (the bunny’s a huge contemporary art fan) and a random lady slaps you, accusing you of stealing your pet.

Guy Shows off Apartment and Its a Neon Club Travesty

Your home is your sanctuary. But what if you ditch all the stereotypically cozy vibes and make it look like the inside of a Berlin club?

'You Don’t Want to Be Card Girl': Twitter Warns One Women to Not Pass Out Dating Business Cards

Dating apps have gotten so bad (and creepy) that the only way to get off of them is to create a new non-verbal method of flirting.

‘It Has Gills’: Some People Are Worried That Walmart Is Selling ‘3D Printed’ Chicken Breast

In a country rampant with conspiracy theories regarding aliens, shapeshifters and skinwalkers, it makes sense that Americans would start to question everything about the world around them. Including, apparently, Walmart chicken.

'Pirate, Cowboy, or Samurai': The Fool-Proof Opener For Women Who Lack Rizz

Lacking rizz? Let Cowboys, Pirates and Samurais be your wingmen.

French Women Are Falling in Love With Americans Because of Their Pickup Trucks

A TikTok from the account songsbynoe shows a French woman’s reaction to riding in the back of a pickup truck for the first time, and let’s just say it was love at first… cargo bed.

Someone Sent Goatse to a Gift-Card Scammer, Turns Out it was a Workplace Security Test

If you own a cell phone in the United States, you’re probably used to receiving a flood of scam phone calls and text messages on a near-daily basis.

Grindset Bros Roasted For Dude Only Yacht Party

The peak of grindset culture? Having no bitches, according to one teen entrepreneur’s yacht party snaps.

‘Alive Water’ Is the Newest Rich Hippie Grift

I don’t mean to alarm you, but influencers are being weird about water again.

Airport Karen Peeves Fellow Passengers By Refusing To Move Until The Line Is All The Way Forward

She may be on the move, but she sure ain’t moving.

Men Are Physically Incapable of Completing This TikTok Body Test

Going through male puberty is hard enough.

This Meme Is the Cure to Male Loneliness

Thanks to the New York Times, a new meme has emerged, and it involves a search for the cure to male loneliness.

The Song of the Summer Is ‘Please Don’t Raise My Rent’

Just kidding, it’s actually weirdly sexy given the subject matter, but sex does sell.

Willy Wonka-Ass Orthodontist Takes His Entrances A Bit Too Seriously

In efforts to calm down scared children of the dentist, they’ve started adding insane production value. One dentist has turned his office into a regional theatre production of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Fantastical entrance and all.

A Comprehensive List of Everything That Could Take Out Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein

What do a 10 mg THC gummy, a taste of McDonald’s Sprite, and a nice, summer breeze all have in common?

Vegans Are Celebrating the Rise of A New Tick-Borne Meat Allergy

One small step for ticks, one giant leap for smug vegans.

'I Hope The Shark Is OK': Influencer Gets No Sympathy After Two Sharks Attack His Friend's Boat

One bull shark recently took the term “eat the rich” to spectacular new heights, attacking an influencer’s boat off of Florida’s Atlantic coast.

‘I Can’t Get Over the Fact That It’s Clearly Been Dry-Cleaned’: Man Makes One of the Wildest Flea-Market Finds You’ll Ever See

Don’t let the giant Pink Panther doll fool you. One Massachusetts flea-market vendor is playing to all sorts of crowds and niches.

Clueless Husband’s Behavior During Labor Has Everyone Begging for Their Divorce