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‘$3,000 on Chili’s?’: Man Proudly Shares That He Spent $25K On DoorDash In a Single Year
The amount I spend on delivery food is like my phone’s “screen time” notification: I do not, under any circumstances, want to know. So long as the card keeps working, we’re all good here — no need for further information.
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'It’s All Real!': British Teen Shocked That Americans Really Have Cheerleaders and Marching Band
Movies and TV don’t capture the American high school experience exactly, yet, one British teen spent the day at an American high school and was amazed that football games (the other football) and cheerleaders do actually exist.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Women and Children Are Cracking Eggs on Their Bald Loved One's Heads
Many women want their men to help out in the kitchen more often, and for them to use their heads when they do. Unfortunately, the help isn’t always up to par, and phrases like “weaponized incompetence” get slung around at a moment’s notice.
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'This man has been ROBBED': Reverse-Aging Entrepreneur Looked Better Before $2 Million Routine, Old Photos Prove
Long before Bryan Johnson began dropping $2 million a year on 61 daily supplements, snapping 33,537 photos of his bowels, and injecting his teenage son’s blood in the hopes of reverse aging back to 18, he was actually somewhat normal … and dare we say kin
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘I’ve Been Licking Your Man’s Butthole for Weeks on End’: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Star Admits to Eating a Married Man’s Ass in Viral Cheating Confession
What has Taryn Manning been up to since starring in Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black? Eating a married man’s booty like groceries, according to her latest social media clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Woman Wonders Whether Wildlife Volunteer Husband Gave Her Chlamydia after Working with Koalas
Catching your partner cheating is never a good time. It’s even worse if you contract an STD because of it. But what if they didn’t cheat? What if they were a wildlife volunteer helping Koalas?
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'We Lost a Compatriot': Conspiracy Redditors Mourn Loss of 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Behind Dale Gribble
As the world continues to mourn the death of Johnny Hardwick, the voice actor famed for bringing the chain-smoking, conspiracy-toting Dale Gribble to life on 'King of the Hill,' one group of fans has found themself particularly heartbroken over the star’
By Carly Tennes
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Raising the Bar... And Something Else: Horny Law Students Hope to Bone During Bar Exam
This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.
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Venture Capital Bro Criticizes the New UPS Driver Salary, Gets Roasted For Thinking They Only Move 5-10 Packages an Hour
While unions across the United States are flexing their striking muscles, from actors and writers to Yellow Corp truck drivers, the UPS Teamsters union just secured a massive victory for its drivers.
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A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce
Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine
Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi
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Katy Perry’s History of Displacing Octogenarians
There's a saying; Inadvertently harm an octogenarian while trying to secure real estate once, shame on you. Inadvertently harm an octogenarian while trying to secure real estate twice, shame on Katy Perry.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks
This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.
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'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations
An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.
By Carly Tennes
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‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window
One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Dunkin’ Donuts’ “Spiked Coffee” Is Going to Turn Boston Into 'Mad Max'
If you live in Boston, you might as well start boarding up your windows now. Why? Because Dunkin’ Donuts has announced that they will be releasing a series of spiked coffees and teas, a move that will surely turn the Massachusetts capital into the Purge.
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What Happens When You Lift-Kit the Cheapest Truck in the World?
Like many great minds before them, the team at Donut Media have set out to answer an incredibly important question; one that has grave implications for humanity as we know it. Or maybe it’s not quite that important, but it is one that makes for an enterta
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Influencers Are Taking Bee Pollen to Try and Grow Their Breasts
In the most recent installment of “Bizarre DIY Beauty Treatments with Little Basis in Scientific Fact,” some influencers are claiming that ingesting bee pollen can help increase breast growth, giving a whole new meaning to “bee stings.”
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘You’re the Coolest Dog I’ve Ever Known’: Dog Befriends Burglar During Bike Robbery
In a heartwarming moment that’s surely already well on its way to being turned into an adorable Disney movie starring James Marsden, a bike thief in California was caught on camera befriending the dog of the family whose home he was stealing from.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
